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Vanity: Most Annoying Christmas Songs
The Radio | 12/17/2008 | VRWCmember

Posted on 12/17/2008 7:50:42 AM PST by VRWCmember

For several weeks now a few local radio stations have been playing Christmas music non-stop, and I love hearing the songs celebrating the season -- especially the traditional carols.

How can you help but feel better when you hear Nat King Cole's smooth voice singing "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..." (The Christmas Song) or Bing Crosby wishing you a White Christmas with every Christmas card he writes. And when Mark Lowry asks Mary if she knew that her baby boy would one day walk on water, it gives me chills. My drive home from work from late November to late December is so much more peaceful and enjoyable as I hear so many cheerful and encouraging songs celebrating the nativity.

There are, however, a few annoying songs that seem to get a lot of play this time of year that prompt me to change the station as soon as they begin. Just the first few notes, before the lyrics even kick in, make me want to hurl, or lash out at the stupidity of the idiot that put the disc in the player.

So as a diversion from the more important issues of the day, please post the titles/artists of the songs of the season that induce the urge to vomit or cause you to change the station when you hear them.

Here are my top most annoying Christmas songs ever: 1. So This Is Christmas (War is over?) by John Lennon 2. Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time by Paul McCartney 3. Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart by Wham/George Michael 4. Santa Baby by Madonna


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To: dilvish
By and large Christmas songs are atrocious. Special mention has to go to any Rudolf song …

I always enjoyed the little-played “goof” versions. Someone had one that was a spoof of “Rudolph.” It was “Randolf the Brown-nosed Reindeer.” (“He was just as fast as Rudolf - just couldn’t stop as quick.”)

Also enjoyed just about any Ray Stevens Christmas songs…

If I hear “Holly Jolly Christmas” one more time I think I’ll puke blood.

361 posted on 12/18/2008 7:42:40 AM PST by Who dat?
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To: Who dat?
If I hear “Holly Jolly Christmas” one more time I think I’ll puke blood.

I feel the same way about the static playist of 50 songs on classic rock stations.

I can handle the music of the era but there is more than just Money, Stairway To Heaven, Freebird, et al in these bands' catalogs. Got burned out on these songs 20 years ago.

362 posted on 12/18/2008 8:08:00 AM PST by weegee ("Let Me Just Cut You Off, Because I Don't Want You To Waste Your Question" - B.Obama Dec 16, 2008)
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To: ROLF of the HILL COUNTRY
ADD: Rockin’ around the Christmas Tree.
*shock*..by Brenda Lee? ....its so (upbeat &) wonderful.
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363 posted on 12/18/2008 8:26:15 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (just b/c you're paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.. :^)
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To: VRWCmember

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4zo-viaySA

12 dayz o crimmus


364 posted on 12/18/2008 9:04:40 AM PST by Califreak (What's black and white and red all over? My hero, Zero.)
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To: Revolting cat!; knittnmom

Get out your Bibles and check. Mary knew that she would give birth to a son, Christ the Lord, that he would be a savior to his people, and He would be known as the Son of God. She knew nothing more, other than it was God’s will.

She certainly didn’t know the details mentioned in the song.


365 posted on 12/18/2008 12:55:52 PM PST by ROLF of the HILL COUNTRY ( The Constitution needs No interpreting, only APPLICATION!)
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To: ROLF of the HILL COUNTRY; knittnmom
She certainly didn’t know the details mentioned in the song.

That may be so, but she knew them a while before the songwriter of this religious kitsch did!

366 posted on 12/18/2008 2:18:39 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Everytime they open their mouth they shoot themselves in the foot.)
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To: Revolting cat!
Ah c’mon don't you recognize that the song is talking to Mary at the nativity??? NOT 30-some years hence!
367 posted on 12/18/2008 3:26:32 PM PST by ROLF of the HILL COUNTRY ( The Constitution needs No interpreting, only APPLICATION!)
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To: ROLF of the HILL COUNTRY

OK, OK, you’re right, though I was really thinking not of 30 years later but 2030.


368 posted on 12/18/2008 3:30:04 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Everytime they open their mouth they shoot themselves in the foot.)
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To: Revolting cat!

“though I was really thinking not of 30 years later but 2030.”

I give up, you’ve got me stumped!


369 posted on 12/18/2008 3:43:16 PM PST by ROLF of the HILL COUNTRY ( The Constitution needs No interpreting, only APPLICATION!)
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To: VRWCmember

Just want to thank you again.


370 posted on 12/20/2008 9:15:19 AM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion.....The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience)
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To: Ann Archy

It was my pleasure. Have a very Merry CHRISTmas.


371 posted on 12/21/2008 6:55:31 PM PST by VRWCmember
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To: VRWCmember
My votes for least favorite:

There are more, but those lead the list.
372 posted on 12/22/2008 3:10:42 PM PST by Category Four (Joy, Fun, the Joke Proper, and Flippancy ... Flippancy is the best of all.)
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To: VRWCmember
Y'all need to tune in BostonPete.com and OJ Sikes who usually plays cowboy western music but is playing cowboy western Christmas music which is great. Never heard many, well, most of the songs. Roy and Dale singing Christmas on the Plains is one of my new favorite ones.
373 posted on 12/24/2008 11:44:51 AM PST by MamaB (Heb.13:2)
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To: VRWCmember

I have heard it and it is great.

On the other hand, I have no idea how Madonna made it. It certainly wasn’t because she could sing. It must be the PR. She sucks.


374 posted on 12/24/2008 1:06:44 PM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote.)
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To: Category Four

I really despise ‘Merry Little Christmas’. Christmas is NOT little!


375 posted on 12/24/2008 9:19:24 PM PST by Irene Adler (')
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