[Category Four]

My votes for least favorite:

• Christmas Shoes (I'm sorry, but sad music has no place at Christmas)
• Pretty Paper (see above)
• Merry Christmas Darling (never did really go for the Carpenters)
• All I Want for Christmas Is You (Mariah Carey - nuff said)
• Same Old Lang Syne (Dan Fogelberg - it happened on Christmas Eve, but that was as far as it went)
• Any leftwing $#!+, such as Happy Xmas War is Over, My Grownup Christmas List, and Someday at Christmas (sad thing about that one is that on that same album, Stevie Wonder also turned in a kickass version of Silver Bells)
• Dishonorable mention - Anything off The Phil Spector Christmas Album

There are more, but those lead the list.

[Irene Adler]

I really despise ‘Merry Little Christmas’. Christmas is NOT little!