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The Global Warming Rock (Great Christmas Gift for Libs!)
My dark & foreboding mind! | 12/15/2008 | Red Badger

Posted on 12/15/2008 1:42:54 PM PST by Red Badger

The Global Warming Rock is 100% correct, 100% of the time.

How to use the Global Warming Rock

Place your Global Warming Rock in the location that you would like to check the Global Warming (usually outside).

How to read your Global Warming Rock

Rock dry – Global Warming

Rock wet – Global Warming

Rock swaying – Global Warming

Rock has shadow – Global Warming

Rock no shadow - Global Warming

Rock white – Global Warming

Rock bouncing – Global Warming

Rock under water – Global Warming

Rock flashing - Global Warming

Rock missing - Global Warming

Your Global Warming Rock also indicates the seasons

Rock cold - Global Warming Chilly

Rock wet - Global Warming Rainy

Rock hot - Global Warming Sunny

Rock covered by leaves - Global Warming Killed all the trees

My Global Warming Rock design is Copyright ©2008, Red Badger


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To: Red Badger

That’s why these phonies call it “climate change” now instead of “global warming”

My take is global warming was just another mania of the era is getting deflated as we speak. Deflation means return to rationality


21 posted on 12/18/2008 10:27:41 AM PST by dennisw (Never bet on Islam! ::::: Never bet on a false prophet!)
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They call it “climate change”, so that no matter what happens, they’re covered, hot, cold, wet, dry, snow, drought ............Just when, in the last 100,000 years or so, has the climate NOT changed?............


22 posted on 12/18/2008 10:30:47 AM PST by Red Badger (I was sad because I had no shoes to throw, until I met a reporter who had no feet.....)
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