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Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
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Posted on 12/04/2008 6:02:33 PM PST by egannacht
An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police.
Giovanni di Stefano, from Palermo, was so excited his wife thought he would have a heart attack and dialled 999.
"The police didn't do anything but their presence had the desired effect. He lost interest in his love life pretty quickly," said a family friend.
Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police: "He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences."
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: amore; elderlywhoopee; odd; sicilia; sicily; viagra; vivalitalia
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To: Lakeshark
Sharky, 80s is my minimum driving speed, not my age. My age is a fraction of that, cutey.
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posted on
12/04/2008 8:03:02 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
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To: Lady Jag
Minimum?
Whoa.
You must be young.......
:-)
You know I'm cute? Hot dawggies......
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posted on
12/04/2008 8:06:06 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: BobS
some of my best friends are sicilians.
43
posted on
12/04/2008 8:10:29 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
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To: Lady Jag; devolve
Clever LJ, but my racecar can outrun it, lolol.
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posted on
12/04/2008 8:13:09 PM PST
by
potlatch
To: potlatch
Green’s a bad luck color in NASCAR. You’ll be lucky to make it.
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posted on
12/04/2008 8:20:05 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
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To: Hot Tabasco
How stupid! The instructions specifically state to only call your physician if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours............ Heck, if I have one lasting more than 4 hours, I'm calling everyone!
46
posted on
12/04/2008 8:21:08 PM PST
by
acad1228
(Palin / Watts in 2012!!!)
To: potlatch
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LOL!
Very good potlatch!
47
posted on
12/04/2008 8:22:09 PM PST
by
devolve
( ____"hussein the creepy" -- Evan Thomas - Nudesweek ____)
To: devolve
Lol, thanks devolve. Guess you saw what it was in response to!!
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posted on
12/04/2008 8:28:05 PM PST
by
potlatch
To: Lady Jag; devolve
Hey, I say green is the color of money. Green is the color of envy. I like green, my eyes are green.
Lol, I never watch NASCAR.
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posted on
12/04/2008 8:29:57 PM PST
by
potlatch
To: potlatch; devolve
NASCAR was started by prohibition.
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posted on
12/04/2008 8:35:41 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
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To: Lady Jag; devolve
[NASCAR was started by prohibition.]
At that time they were called NASTY-CARS!
Bootleg whiskey and nasty-cars were the fad...
51
posted on
12/04/2008 8:39:07 PM PST
by
potlatch
To: potlatch
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The Viagara always gets sold at closing time at the Resthome Club
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posted on
12/04/2008 8:40:07 PM PST
by
devolve
( ____"hussein the creepy" -- Evan Thomas - Nudesweek ____)
To: devolve
Lol, I've heard those resthomes are a den of inequity!!
Well, inequity isn't quite the word. THOSE people sleep all day....
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posted on
12/04/2008 8:45:49 PM PST
by
potlatch
To: aMorePerfectUnion
I’ve heard they’re giving Viagra to little old men in nursing homes nowWhen I asked my 88 year old Dad about the viagra I found in his medicine cabinet, he assured me it was not for what I thought. "Ever since your Mom died, I have no interest in that stuff. I take it so I can "hit" the toilet in the morning!".
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posted on
12/04/2008 9:33:57 PM PST
by
llevrok
(Feral Conservative)
To: Daffynition; Lady Jag; y'all
haha!
Dang, that kinda looks like my aunt! :)
(the one holdin’ the gun, that is). :)
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posted on
12/04/2008 10:33:50 PM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(Obama, WHO is Bill Ayers and WHY are you still friends with him? Please RSVP asap!)
To: Lady Jag; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
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posted on
12/04/2008 11:17:58 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("If one cannot learn from the mistakes of others, one might as well become a Democrat."--E. Friesner)
To: xcamel; Slings and Arrows
Yeah, so? Those morning people didn’t post a single picture or cartoon worthy of the topic.
It deserves better, and the FReeper Night Crew are just the ones up to the job.
Thanks for pinging the list, Slings!
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posted on
12/05/2008 12:03:23 AM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
(The mob got President Barabbas; America got shafted)
To: ApplegateRanch
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posted on
12/05/2008 12:05:10 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("If one cannot learn from the mistakes of others, one might as well become a Democrat."--E. Friesner)
To: egannacht
Sicilia, whaddayagonnado.
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posted on
12/05/2008 12:05:16 AM PST
by
dighton
To: Slings and Arrows
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