Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra

Ananova.com ^

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An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police.

Giovanni di Stefano, from Palermo, was so excited his wife thought he would have a heart attack and dialled 999.

"The police didn't do anything but their presence had the desired effect. He lost interest in his love life pretty quickly," said a family friend.

Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police: "He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences."

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Tired of Obama SCOTUS stuff read about Ananova VIAGRA stiff.

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[Daffynition]

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[Grizzled Bear]

She swung a rolling pin at his offending limb, but he stepped out of range. The police charged her with a “missed-a-wiener.”

I wonder if the mods will let this post stand...

[Hot Tabasco]

his wife thought he would have a heart attack and dialled 999.

How stupid! The instructions specifically state to only call your physician if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours............

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Oh well. (Sigh)

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Good one

[TonyStark]

Will he have to do hard time?

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The case was a hard nut to crack

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Giavonni Bustanutti

[usmcobra]

Let me guess “assault with a dead weapon”?

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[SunkenCiv]

"He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences."

And her point is?

[fhayek]

A woman walks into a drugstore, and asks the pharmacist about viagra.
"It really works, I take it myself", says the druggist.
"Can you get it over the counter?" the woman asked.
The pharmacist thinks for a moment. "Maybe", he says, "but I would need to take two".

[uncbob]

Hell if you believe the ADs on TV half the woman in this country are oversexed and married to guys that can’t get it up

The stuff must sell or there wouldn’t be all those ADs

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Not all the stuff seen on ads are useful. From Wikipedia concerning ENZYTE:

“Enzyte is a herbal nutritional supplement manufactured by Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals of Cincinnati, Ohio. The manufacturer claims Enzyte promotes “natural male enhancement”, which is a euphemism for penile enlargement. However, its effectiveness has been called into doubt and the claims of the manufacturer have been under scrutiny from various state and federal organizations. Because of their claims and business practices, the company’s founder and CEO, Steve Warshak, and his mother, Harriett Warshak, were found guilty of conspiracy to commit mail fraud, bank fraud, and money laundering and sentenced to prison in 2008.[1]”

[freebilly]

half the woman in this country are oversexed and married to guys that can’t get it up

If the guy can't get it up, why is his wife oversexed...?