Posted on 11/21/2008 11:34:40 PM PST by Stoat
The incident has become an internet sensation after the wife, named Susan, made a posting on Apple's discussion forum asking for technical support.
She was trying to find out whether her husband had a genuine excuse, even though she had already caught him making late night phone calls and sending messages to other women.
She wrote: "Please help! I took my husband's iPhone and found a raunchy picture of him attached to an e-mail to a woman in his sent e-mail file.
"When I approached him about this (I think that he is cheating on me) he admitted that he took the picture but says that he never sent it to anyone.
"He claims that he went to the Genius Bar at the local Apple store and they told him that it is an iPhone glitch: that photos sometimes automatically attach themselves to an e-mail address and appear in the sent folder, even though no e-mail was ever sent."
Susan asked the Apple experts on the discussion board to tell her if they had ever heard of the bug, saying "the future of my marriage depends on this answer".
Her account on the Apple site says she is from New Jersey.
Most people on the forum told her the excuse was laughable, but interestingly, two newly-registered users posted responses saying they had experienced a similar glitch.
However, regulars on the forum soon queried whether the posts came from Susan's husband.
Susan even described the picture in question on the forum.
"It was a close-up shot of him pleasuring himself taken at the exact moment of maximum pleasure," she wrote.
"It's such a good shot that one must wonder if he actually practiced it a few times before getting it right."
Susan thanked the discussion board and said her lawyer was "working on the divorce complaint".
Reminds me of an insult one of the contestants got in at Drew Carey on the old Whose Line Is It Anyway TV show...
Great...we'll have IPhones with complete 3-D Porn-projection capability and we STILL won't have the flying cars that I've been waiting for since the 1960's.
"sigh"
Cheers!
Ahem.
This guy lies so well he should run for congress.
What a ditz!
They should have told her that in order to do a proper technical analysis they need to give it to someone with a doctorate in electronics, and she would need to send a nude photo of herself taken with the iPhone.
She probably would have done it.
He's a pro...the business about him finding her Apple support discussion thread and logging in under two different identities to try to keep his lie afloat brings him up to a Kennedy-esque or Clinton-esque stature of Lying Mastery.
BINGO! Got all the qualifications. And probably a better resume than Obama.
That’s nuts.
I'm guessing that the VAST majority of our Military folks, regardless of rank or education level, would have dramatically better leadership and decision-making skills than BHO and I would have FAR more faith in any of them as our Commander In Chief as well as our President.
And any of them would more than likely love America quite a bit more than Barry or his wife...
"sigh"
The next four years will be rough, and I hope that America emerges on the other side in a form that I will be able to recognize.
Did she name the guy, if so, that is revenge...if not you are correct.
I don’t know where you are but I am in Michigan. You know where the Big 3 either cuts jobs (bad) or goes bankrupt (worse) Unemployment is over 9%. We have been in a recession for 4 years. Now throw Berry on top of THAT!
I'm in The People's Republic of Washington so we don't have auto manufacturing here but we do get hit whenever there's a downturn in the aviation industry.
You have my prayers....I wish that I could do more but I think that we all feel rather helpless right now.
Its going to be an interesting 4 years. I just don’t want to see MDOT turn I-75 and I-69 into total south bound lanes out of Michigan. (LOL)
hahahahaaa!
Perfect !! :^D
Some fine day...
Darling little stoat, you sure are cute. How do you get your paws to type?
Now let’s all be truthful with ourselves, how many people have not found themselves in the same predickament at one time or another...
Besides, it’s a -feature- not a bug.
My wife would have just posted the pictures.
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