[redstates4ever]

Caption Rosie O’Donnell with son Parker O’Donnell, at a Broadway premier *ping*

[CAluvdubya]

Poor kid

[Red in Blue PA]

"Voila! He fits under my shirt!"

[dblshot]

From the look of those teeth the sperm donor must have been a rabbit. What’s up doc?

[traderrob6]

Hey Ma, skip a lunch.

[linn37]

I won’t pick on the kid. Even a lousy slob for a mother is better then no mother at all.

[alicewonders]

Thanks! I’m going to go barf my breakfast now! What a thing to see this early in the day!

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Parker and Porker.

[aruanan]

My mom hates men, especially heterosexual men.
Some day I will become a man.
Therefore, some day my mom will hate me.
To avoid this, I must either not grow up or not become a heterosexual man.

[Per-Ling]

He could eat an apple through a chain link fence...

[Kirkwood]

I hope he becomes a Christian conservative.

[MinuteGal]

I hope he becomes an aide to Senator Sarah Palin.

Leni

[exile]

He doesn’t look much like his father, but then again, who looks like a turkey baster?

[AppyPappy]

"No son, I said no woman will ever be good enough for you, not no woman will ever be big enough for you"

[ETL]

Kathy Bates as Annie Wilkes in the film Misery

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors/kathy_bates.htm

[econjack]

Evidently, she’s getting a new show...I saw the promo on TV this past weekend. If you see it, check out her teeth. While I can’t be sure, they look a lot like those wax teeth I used to get around Halloween.

[edzo4]

so during mating the female praying mantis comes up like this, and just bites the males head off, and of course the male just keeps performing without his head, which proves what it taught you about all men

[trisham]

Poor boy.

[reagan_fanatic]

"Sorry Son, but I need a snack to tide me over till dinner."


"Urp! Now, where's the number to that adoption agency.."

[sweet_diane]

Handsome kid. Hope he has much happiness and success in life.