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Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")
telegraph.co.uk ^
| 11/13/08
| Staff
Posted on 11/13/2008 8:38:26 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.
He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.
The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.
Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.
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KEYWORDS: bottom; gays; homosexual; homosexualagenda; homosexuals; keywordfrenzy; newpostsnotvisible; nudecurtainhanging; potato; rectum; spudstud; thatswhattheyallsay; vicar
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To: sport
Tennessee about 20 years ago.
To: sport; Billthedrill
The story I head was Tennessee and 20 years ago. The other story with the same actions and results is a newer one. I can’t fathom the mind set of these people - really, it boggles the mind. What on earth could have happened in their life that would set them on this course?
To: warsaw44
Oh, yes - July 2, 2005, Enumclaw, Washington. Rectum? Kilt ‘em.
To: Eaker; TheMom; Squantos
Gunner, when did you join the clergy? During the Irish potato famine.
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posted on
11/13/2008 5:10:42 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(Where my PIE at, fool?)
To: library user
Did they really need to get specific as to the nationality of the doll? LOL. Russian doll, French doll, Vietnamese doll.... ???!!! Does it really make a difference?! Actually yes. A Russian doll is a type of doll with a specific shape
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posted on
11/13/2008 5:24:41 PM PST
by
Oztrich Boy
(rules of governance in a free society: mind your own business, keep your hands to yourself - PJ O'R)
To: library user
Did they really need to get specific as to the nationality of the doll? LOL. Russian doll, French doll, Vietnamese doll.... ???!!! Does it really make a difference?! Actually yes. A Russian doll is a type of doll with a specific shape
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posted on
11/13/2008 5:24:42 PM PST
by
Oztrich Boy
(rules of governance in a free society: mind your own business, keep your hands to yourself - PJ O'R)
To: humblegunner
Good answer....at least ya weren’t famished !
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posted on
11/13/2008 5:37:44 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
To: Squantos
It seemed the prudent thing to do at the time!
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posted on
11/13/2008 5:43:28 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(Where my PIE at, fool?)
To: humblegunner
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
National Health Service - people of UK had to pay for that! LOL!
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posted on
11/13/2008 6:35:53 PM PST
by
Pinkbell
(Liberals are only tolerant of those with whom they agree.)
To: Brookhaven
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posted on
11/13/2008 6:39:40 PM PST
by
Pinkbell
(Liberals are only tolerant of those with whom they agree.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
My son says you are supposed to put the potato in the front of your pants and not the back.
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posted on
11/13/2008 6:53:00 PM PST
by
linn37
To: CholeraJoe
I’ll raise you three dildos,some doc at an outpatient clinic was able to fish two out. The man said he would take the other one out at home. He left the clinic and made sure he took the two that were removed along with him.
They must be expensive.
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posted on
11/13/2008 6:58:07 PM PST
by
linn37
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
These people should keep a long corkscrew handy.
Or, attach a chain to the “inserts.”
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:15:29 PM PST
by
Right Wing Assault
("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
To: machogirl
thanks goodness he wasn’t climbing a fence and impaled his rectum on a fence spike. Wrecked em? It damn near killed em!
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:21:59 PM PST
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: LucyT
Damn! I guess my day wasn’t so bad, after all!
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:50:31 PM PST
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: warsaw44
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:58:10 PM PST
by
Mr. Silverback
("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: Joe 6-pack
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