Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")

telegraph.co.uk ^ | 11/13/08 | Staff

[Ditter]

LOLOLOL! Reading this makes me feel so.......... normal.

Nothing like this EVER happens around here.

[cripplecreek]

Well the leek was trapped there and the doctor sprung a leek.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Very impressive effort. A bit of poetry makes that speaks to the better angels (angles?) of our nature.

[woofie]

We had them pataters stuck in us too...ya wanna make something of it?

[NonValueAdded]

I should have said nestled.

[woofie]

We had them pataters stuck in us too...ya wanna make something of it?

[ladyjane]

She had a leaky urethra. Not uncommon.

Oh, a leek. hmmm...that changes everything.

[windcliff]

ping

[Cyber Ninja]

Until now I never understood why my Dad always told not to horse around.....

[RckyRaCoCo]

Miss AnalSpud 2008

[wordsofearnest]

I remember from my hospital days a man presenting with a running vibrator inside him. Supposedly two guys caught him with their wives.

[4yearlurker]

Good thing the Vic didn’t have pumpkins on his table that day.

[pitinkie]

welcome! Imagine my day when that happened!

[radiohead]

I’d forgotten about that one. Ewwwww!

[IronKros]

It has been a long time since I watched Red Dwarf.

[gibsosa]

LMAO!!!!

[hoagy62]

That actually happened in Buckley or Enumclaw here about 2 years ago. Some guy owned a farm where paying clients could exercise “indecent liberties” on various farm animals. One guy tried to, ah, shall we say, ‘get his jollies’ with a horse. His friends dumped him in front of an ER and sped away. He died. Made the national news.

[Faux_Pas]

those spuds can be some sneaky ‘lil suckers!

[Wyatt's Torch]

2lb Ponds cold cream jar - vagina

I'm speechless...................

[OldEagle]

"I hope it was not one of those plastic worms with the hook already in it! "

That could be why they had to sedate him twice.