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Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")
telegraph.co.uk ^ | 11/13/08 | Staff

Posted on 11/13/2008 8:38:26 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Mark this down on my list of things I never want to be famous for. That’s why I don’t bake in the nude anymore. Rolling pin.


201 posted on 11/13/2008 10:48:16 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: SoothingDave

Done.


202 posted on 11/13/2008 10:59:18 AM PST by null and void (Hypothetically speaking, how do you make Molotov Cocktails when everything comes in plastic bottles?)
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To: ccmay
I knew a gynecologist who had to operate on a woman's bladder to remove a leek that she had stuck all the way up the urethra. It had been in the bladder for so long, it had calcified and basically turned to stone.

Probably not the first time a Dr. had to take a leek during surgery...

203 posted on 11/13/2008 11:00:46 AM PST by null and void (Hypothetically speaking, how do you make Molotov Cocktails when everything comes in plastic bottles?)
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To: null and void

How does someone get something as big as a leek up something as small gauge as a urethra? The pain from the stretch receptors would be like passing a kidney stone. I just don’t see how it’s physically possible.


204 posted on 11/13/2008 11:03:23 AM PST by aruanan
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To: aruanan

Ummmmm. With Kentucky Jelly?


205 posted on 11/13/2008 11:05:05 AM PST by null and void (Hypothetically speaking, how do you make Molotov Cocktails when everything comes in plastic bottles?)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

He’s just fortunate that a watermelon was not on the table.


206 posted on 11/13/2008 11:07:35 AM PST by TruthWillWin
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To: martin_fierro; KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; ...
Cannot a humble servant of the Lord hang some goddam curtains without you members of the VRWC jumping all over him? I reiterate the motto of the House of Windsor:
Honi Soit Qui Mal y Pense!

Other Announcements from the Pulpit of St. Swithin's:

The church bells shall not be rung this Sunday,
as the Vicar is on vacation and has the clapper.

207 posted on 11/13/2008 11:09:48 AM PST by Kenny Bunk (Marxist Muslim Cousin Odinga burned Christians in their churches. Obama bought him the gas.)
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To: martin_fierro; KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; ...
Cannot a humble servant of the Lord hang some goddam curtains without you members of the VRWC jumping all over him? I reiterate the motto of the House of Windsor:
Honi Soit Qui Mal y Pense!

Other Announcements from the Pulpit of St. Swithin's:

The church bells shall not be rung this Sunday,
as the Vicar is on vacation and has the clapper.

208 posted on 11/13/2008 11:11:28 AM PST by Kenny Bunk (Marxist Muslim Cousin Odinga burned Christians in their churches. Obama bought him the gas.)
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To: aruanan

Gradually over time the urethra can be stretched and become desensitized. If you did it all at once, it would be very painful as you point out.

Sort of like fisting. It’s an acquired taste.


209 posted on 11/13/2008 11:13:05 AM PST by CholeraJoe (Bite me, Rhapsody! John Phillip Sousa is NOT Country music.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
In the best Anglican tradition, we'll have to see the potato before we can pass judgement.


210 posted on 11/13/2008 11:14:34 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (We are SO screwed.)
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To: CholeraJoe
I never saw any surgeries like that. Maybe that's because I was a medic in the Army. I don't think GIs get stuff stuck up their “backsides,” except for maybe a sergeant's boot every so often.

I'd ask you how the surgery is done, but there's no point grossing out the rest of the thread.

211 posted on 11/13/2008 11:21:31 AM PST by Brucifer ("The dog ate my copy of the Constitution." G W Bush)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

“Sorry, Madam. The Vicar is not doing Baptisms today. He has a potato up his bum.”


212 posted on 11/13/2008 11:22:03 AM PST by Palladin (Obama on Ayers: "He's just a guy in my neighborhood." LIAR!!!)
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Why cant Gerbils drive????

Because they can’t get out of Gere


213 posted on 11/13/2008 11:29:26 AM PST by Salmonslayer
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Why cant Gerbils drive????

Because they can’t get out of Gere


214 posted on 11/13/2008 11:30:37 AM PST by Salmonslayer
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To: mlocher

Good rhyme!


215 posted on 11/13/2008 11:30:53 AM PST by Yaelle
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To: NonValueAdded
Yes, the Russian Doll is that set of dolls that fit within one another. nuf sed?

You mean it was the notorious Russian Nesting Potato?

216 posted on 11/13/2008 11:32:21 AM PST by Lizavetta
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I just gotta call BS on this one.
If you don't have any curtains up, AND you're a vicar, are you really going to hang curtains in the nude?
217 posted on 11/13/2008 11:33:45 AM PST by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Physicist

Is that Alvin Lee in the upper-left-hand corner?


218 posted on 11/13/2008 11:36:15 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (We are SO screwed.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
*delicate operation to remove the veggie*

Gives a new meaning to "diggin' taters" eh?

219 posted on 11/13/2008 11:37:48 AM PST by DirtyHarryY2K (Don't blame Texas..)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

LOLOLOL! Reading this makes me feel so.......... normal.

Nothing like this EVER happens around here.


220 posted on 11/13/2008 11:39:57 AM PST by Ditter
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