Posted on 11/12/2008 5:20:40 PM PST by Nick Thimmesch
NORTH PLATTE, Neb. -- An unemployed man faces a domestic assault charge after he allegedly attacked his girlfriend last Saturday for making him macaroni for dinner. Investigator Dale Matuszczak said the woman called for help after locking herself in a bathroom.
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Hmmmm....
No money for filet mignon but there is cash for beer and ciggies
George Bush's fault!
This is why I always make my husband cook the mac & cheese.
Kraft Dinner is pretty good every now and then., whats’s his problem
Was alcohol involved?
There was a movie “Shirley Valentine” where the husband was waiting for his steak dinner and Shirley said she fed it to the dog ... gave him bacon and eggs instead .... great scene ...
Hmmmm...I hear that box of Kraft dinner calling to me from the pantry....hmmmm....
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Well, macaroni does suck.
(ducking.....)
They were so poor, he couldn’t afford a tuna to beat her with.
Mac & Cheese? The woman is lucky to have been left alive. A man can make Mac & cheese for himself if he lives alone and there is no woman around, but it is sacrilege for a woman to cook and call Mac and Cheese a dinner. This is a good reason to divorce the woman. Don’t flame me, I am adopting the nationalistic new Obama attitudes toward women.
Got to be a loser Dimwit who thought the check had already arrived
and was expecting steak. LOL
What??? You can't do that????
I have yet to meet a kid yet who does not like mac & cheese: my six year old loves daddy’s “cheesiest mac & cheese”.
Get at least four Kraft boxes of Mac & Cheese: take out the packets of whatever that orange dayglow chemical they call cheese. Keep the boxes out so the kids think it’s Kraft Mac & Cheese from the box. Now throw out the phony cheese, take the noodles and cook ‘em until done. Get at least four cans of Campbell’s Cheddar Cheese soup. Place the noodles in a cassorole dish and pour all four cans over the noodles & mix. Now get some fresh cheddar cheese and grate it all over the noodles & cheese. Some, like me, like it with crushed Premium crackers spread on top, but my kid hates that so I don’t do it.
Cook until it’s cooked: enjoy!
Goes great with either green beans and/or apple sauce.
NEVER have macaroni on Saturday!!
Well, I can almost understand it if she forgot to add the cut-up hot dogs.../childhood Kraft and hot dog memories
“NEVER have macaroni on Saturday!!”
And certainly never at 3:30 AM: must have been a munchies thing.
“Well, I can almost understand it if she forgot to add the cut-up hot dogs”: with the hot dogs, it becomes the perfect white trash dinner, second only to Spam.
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