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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****
Posted on 11/07/2008 4:46:27 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Ah....what a week! I think it's time for some REAL silliness!
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya Who?
Kenya tell me where Obama was born?

Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barack Obama

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.

TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: freepun; humor; letgo; obamatransitionfile; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, “All of you sons of b$*#@! who want off, get the hell off now... because this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b$*#@! who are getting on, get your a$$3$ on the train cause we’re going down the tracks.”
The horrified mother went in and told her son, “We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language.”
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...”All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon!”
She heard her little darling continue...”for those of you just boarding, remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.”
As the mother began to smile, the child added, “For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b$*#@! in the kitchen.....
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posted on
11/07/2008 8:52:19 AM PST
by
Rightly Biased
(Courage is not the lack of fear it is acting in spite of it<><)
To: Lucky9teen
82
posted on
11/07/2008 8:54:33 AM PST
by
G8 Diplomat
(The Middle East: We put the OIL in TURMOIL!)
To: Apple Blossom
83
posted on
11/07/2008 8:57:59 AM PST
by
bmwcyle
(Primary support for McCain and Huck showed complete stupidity)
Comment #84 Removed by Moderator
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/07/2008 9:06:04 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(DONATE NOW at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
To: Lucky9teen
87
posted on
11/07/2008 9:19:31 AM PST
by
pookie18
(Palin-Jindal '12)
To: Lucky9teen
88
posted on
11/07/2008 9:28:59 AM PST
by
PERKY2004
(Praise the Lord -- my husband has returned safely from Iraq!!! Woo hoooo!)
To: Lucky9teen
89
posted on
11/07/2008 9:32:23 AM PST
by
PERKY2004
(Praise the Lord -- my husband has returned safely from Iraq!!! Woo hoooo!)
To: Lucky9teen
90
posted on
11/07/2008 9:33:36 AM PST
by
PERKY2004
(Praise the Lord -- my husband has returned safely from Iraq!!! Woo hoooo!)
To: Lucky9teen
91
posted on
11/07/2008 9:34:53 AM PST
by
PERKY2004
(Praise the Lord -- my husband has returned safely from Iraq!!! Woo hoooo!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
How will Obama run things?
Let’s look at what over socialists have shown us:
Well, Lenin showed us how to govern.
Stalin showed us how not to govern.
Khrushchev showed us that any fool can govern.
And Brezhnev showed us that not every fool can govern.
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posted on
11/07/2008 9:54:54 AM PST
by
weegee
(Global Warming Change? Fight Global Socialist CHANGE.)
To: mewzilla
Do not post Onion links. They are poopie headed liberals who don’t like FR.
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April 5, 2004 | Jim Robinson
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1111944/posts
These publishers have asked us not to allow any material at all to be posted to FR:
* theonion.com
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posted on
11/07/2008 9:57:39 AM PST
by
weegee
(Global Warming Change? Fight Global Socialist CHANGE.)
To: dangus
Goal one was to keep him from being elected. Even if McCain had been elected, conservatives were going to have their work cut out for them thwarting moderate and liberal policies and appointments.
Obama has been elected. Now the goal is two fold. To see that he is a good president (it is cutting off your nose to spite your face to HOPE for disaster for this country) AND to see that his far left agenda is challenged at every turn.
He said he wants to end division in this country, I sincerly hope he does not plan to go about it the way Ayers’ planned with re-education and purges (even virtual purges).
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posted on
11/07/2008 10:02:10 AM PST
by
weegee
(Global Warming Change? Fight Global Socialist CHANGE.)
To: Allegra
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posted on
11/07/2008 10:02:37 AM PST
by
weegee
(Global Warming Change? Fight Global Socialist CHANGE.)
To: JRios1968
I wonder if he'll take a trip to Australia to work on his tan before inauguration day:


(note the shirt)
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posted on
11/07/2008 10:04:50 AM PST
by
weegee
(Global Warming Change? Fight Global Socialist CHANGE.)
To: Lady Jag
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posted on
11/07/2008 10:08:43 AM PST
by
weegee
(Global Warming Change? Fight Global Socialist CHANGE.)
To: PERKY2004

PEEK-A-BU-RQA!
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posted on
11/07/2008 10:15:46 AM PST
by
weegee
(Global Warming Change? Fight Global Socialist CHANGE.)
To: Lucky9teen

Election results.
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posted on
11/07/2008 10:19:38 AM PST
by
red-dawg
(Bend over for CHANGE.)
To: weegee
He said he wants to end division in this country...Now that is the silliest thing today.
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posted on
11/07/2008 10:23:54 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(Sarah Palin smash Hulk!)
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