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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****
Posted on 11/07/2008 4:46:27 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Ah....what a week! I think it's time for some REAL silliness!
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya Who?
Kenya tell me where Obama was born?
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barack Obama
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: freepun; humor; letgo; obamatransitionfile; ofst; silliness
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To: Allegra
I love it!! Gotta git one of them.
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posted on
11/07/2008 8:05:24 AM PST
by
do the dhue
(They've got us surrounded again. The poor bastards. General Creighton Abrams)
To: Lucky9teen
The question being asked on the street this morning was...
What do Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King Jr and Barack Obama have in common?
Nothing... yet.
62
posted on
11/07/2008 8:11:53 AM PST
by
bert
(K.E. N.P. +12 . Save America......... put out lots of waferin)
Comment #63 Removed by Moderator
To: Allegra
I’m glad I’m not on active duty any more. Three of the biggest military cluster f*cks I can recall occurred under Dem Presidents - Desert One, Bakaara Market (Mogadishu), and the USS Cole.
I had two good friends wounded and one killed at Desert One.
64
posted on
11/07/2008 8:19:06 AM PST
by
CholeraJoe
(And turn it up on your radio, I got 200 seconds and I'm ready to go,)
To: dangus
crawl back under the rock and continue to do nothing
65
posted on
11/07/2008 8:20:21 AM PST
by
bert
(K.E. N.P. +12 . Save America......... put out lots of waferin)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
67
posted on
11/07/2008 8:24:47 AM PST
by
bmwcyle
(Primary support for McCain and Huck showed complete stupidity)
To: dangus
We are here to laugh. Get lost.
68
posted on
11/07/2008 8:26:10 AM PST
by
bmwcyle
(Primary support for McCain and Huck showed complete stupidity)
To: Lucky9teen
69
posted on
11/07/2008 8:30:01 AM PST
by
Bean Counter
(Stout Hearts.....)
70
posted on
11/07/2008 8:31:30 AM PST
by
BibChr
("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
To: bmwcyle
It would be funny, if it weren’t so true (and scary)!
71
posted on
11/07/2008 8:31:43 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.)
To: BibChr
72
posted on
11/07/2008 8:32:28 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.)
To: Bean Counter
73
posted on
11/07/2008 8:33:27 AM PST
by
bmwcyle
(Primary support for McCain and Huck showed complete stupidity)
To: Lucky9teen
74
posted on
11/07/2008 8:34:15 AM PST
by
bmwcyle
(Primary support for McCain and Huck showed complete stupidity)
To: Lucky9teen
75
posted on
11/07/2008 8:35:55 AM PST
by
BibChr
("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
To: Bean Counter
76
posted on
11/07/2008 8:36:00 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.)
To: bmwcyle
I'd support THAT ticket! Yeah!!!
77
posted on
11/07/2008 8:41:32 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.)
Comment #78 Removed by Moderator
To: bert
That one is a little tough A+
79
posted on
11/07/2008 8:46:39 AM PST
by
Rightly Biased
(Courage is not the lack of fear it is acting in spite of it<><)
To: dangus
You're not the boss of me!
80
posted on
11/07/2008 8:47:35 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
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