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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****
Posted on 11/07/2008 4:46:27 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Ah....what a week! I think it's time for some REAL silliness!
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya Who?
Kenya tell me where Obama was born?
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barack Obama
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: freepun; humor; letgo; obamatransitionfile; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/07/2008 6:31:37 PM PST
by
G8 Diplomat
(The Middle East: We put the OIL in TURMOIL!)
To: Lucky9teen
122
posted on
11/07/2008 6:32:35 PM PST
by
Bean Counter
(Stout Hearts.....)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Pick a card, any card..........
123
posted on
11/07/2008 6:34:17 PM PST
by
Daffynition
("A gov't big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.)
To: sunny48
My wife wanted me to get her something that would go from zero to 200 in three seconds. So I got her a bathroom scale. And that’s when the fight started.
124
posted on
11/07/2008 6:36:01 PM PST
by
Steve0113
(Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. -A.L.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Anybody seen Joe...you know the other guy on the ticket? ...or has he been fitted with concrete overshoes and tossed across the Delaware.
126
posted on
11/07/2008 9:21:19 PM PST
by
wizr
(GOD BLESS AMERICA, one nation under God.)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
An Obama campaign worker walks in to a library and says “I want a hamburger, shake and fries”.
The librarian says “Can’t you see this is a library?!” The worker looks around and says ‘ “Oh my gosh, I’m sorry!”.
She then leans toward the librarian and says in a low whisper, “I’ll have a hamburger, shake and fries.”
127
posted on
11/09/2008 1:42:00 AM PST
by
Rennes Templar
(The Messiah and the Religion of Fleece)
To: Rennes Templar
128
posted on
11/09/2008 6:44:34 AM PST
by
RME 7D8
(Schaedenfreude!!)
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