Day 1 of the Resistance

The mind of Infidel Puppy | Nov. 5, 2008 | Infidel Puppy

[Infidel Puppy]

Today, America is told that it has a new president. His name is currently Barack Hussein Obama. His history has been obfuscated and hidden more successfully than any agent in the annals of spy history. We really don't know who he is, and in light of the lack of any reliable, objective data or basic background verification, we can only infer based on his associations.

Through these inferences and foggy fragments of information, we know he was a senior ACORN operator, an organization dedicated to the destruction of the American voting infrastructure.

It would seem that the CEO of Foxes Inc. has just been elected by 51% of the hens, but strangely, there were a large number of foxes in chicken suits for the vote (not to mention imaginary and dead chickens).

For a few of us chickens who don't endorse the validity, let alone wisdom of the results of this fox-heavy faux election, there is only one course forward:

Resistance We will take pages out of all the books of all the revolutionaries in history, and add to them. We will work individually and cooperatively. We will work quietly and in the dark. We will use all tools available, and all techniques proven successful to wrest power from and devolve the abomination squatting in our structures of power.

We will all work to make Mr. Fox's position guarding our hen house both exceptionally unprofitable, and manifestly difficult.

No matter what he proposes, we will object. No matter what he says, we will gain-say him. No matter which direction he turns, we will criticize and deride him. No matter what authority he claims or exercises, we will sue and refuse and obstruct him.

With the blessings of Providence, we confidently proclaim that we are one day closer to freedom, and that the falsehoods of this monstrosity are one day closer to exposure and recompense. May we be on the side of the will of the Almighty in every effort.

This is the first day of the Resistance.

[SonsOfLibertyII]

Time to set up permanent camp in some select state such as SC. Keep it static, red and show the US how conservatives can be different. http://christianexodus.org/

[avant_garde]

Time to get a head start on our mantra!

Obama lied, people died!

[knarf]

And it seems fitting the a$$holes ‘elected’ Buttock Obama.

[TAdams8591]

Nor mine. We chose Freedom not socialism.

[MrB]

ALL incidents of thuggery need to be reported to all alternative news outlets - the MSM will turn a blind eye.

The fascism that we face must be exposed.

[bergmeid]

Second order of business : Do NOT, I repeat NOT, buy a new car, or spend money on anything major. This will tank the economy and besides, it will keep money in your pocket.

[NonValueAdded]

Wolverines!

[retrokitten]

And it seems fitting the a$$holes ‘elected’ Buttock Obama.

ROTFL!

[MrB]

3rd order of business... this will be controversial:

Get on all the gov’t programs that you can. Crash the system.

[TAdams8591]

Wholeheartedly agreed. Bring cameras everywhere.

[TAdams8591]

Wholeheartedly agreed. Bring cameras everywhere.

[retrokitten]

Wolverines!

[Eye of Unk]

Barry will obviously use the Patriot Act to his own purpose.

[toddausauras]

And in addition I will watch absolutely no news programs on TV. The only way I can think of to strike back at the media is to collectively decimate their ratings by 55 million people so that they will dry up or be forced to get closer to fair again. Actually they will likely turn on 0bama eventually. I hope.

[AppyPappy]

The beauty is that we can take ownership of this now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fawGFLkE5g4

Rage Against The Machine
Bulls On Parade

“Rally round the family...”

[chimera]

A good thought. I have a handicapped child and we have resisted applying for SSI for him on that basis, thinking we really didn't need to do that, we could manage. Now, hell, if it doesn't matter all that much anyway, I'll grab what I can get along with all of the Obomaniacs. Use some political ju jitsu, use their own crap against them. When they lay me off, it's food stamps and unemployment time.

[Tempest]

Mine! Use in casual conversation and apologize coyly. Let the subversive resistance begin!

[MrB]

From what I’ve heard, most of the “social services” offices will turn a blind eye to fraud and abuse. They get paid/budgeted according to how many people they get signed up.

[Twinkie]

“Get on all the gov’t. programs that you can. Crash the system.”

Ugh. I don’t think I can stomach that concept. We are slated to start “drawing” Social Security in a couple of months jointly and have paid in probably at least half a million in taxes over our lifetimes; but I don’t even want to do that and my husband was going to wait until he is 70 to retire, and still plans to work in conjunction to SS. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. . . .

[papertyger]

Redress of grievence?