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Friday Funny: How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Strange Cosmos/Pets
Posted on 10/31/2008 8:00:09 AM PDT by yankeedame
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To: yankeedame
Pug:
Zero. "Have the servants do it, I'm going to bed."
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:02:09 AM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: yankeedame
6. Lab: "Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? " Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!"
As a lab owner, that one's my favorite. So true!
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:02:54 AM PDT
by
pcottraux
(I can't tell the difference between Carl Cameron, Chris Wallace, or Bill McCuddy.)
To: yankeedame
That’s cute. I like the poodle!
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:03:08 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is our duty: to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone." ~ Admin Mod)
To: yankeedame
Thanks for the chuckle!
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:04:50 AM PDT
by
silverleaf
(Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
To: LucyT; nw_arizona_granny; WestCoastGal
Some cuteness, for a change of pace.
To: yankeedame
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:08:47 AM PDT
by
savedbygrace
(SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
To: yankeedame
Love it. Thanks.
About cats: they were once worshiped as gods and they will never let you forget it.
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:09:18 AM PDT
by
svcw
(Great selection of gift baskets: http://baskettastic.com/)
To: yankeedame
Yorkie
"Daddy feeds me baby carrots so I can see in the dark"
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:09:30 AM PDT
by
Thrownatbirth
(.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
Chinese Pug: "Have the servants do it, I'm going to bed."
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:11:20 AM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: yankeedame
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:13:50 AM PDT
by
LiteKeeper
(Beware the secularization of America; the Islamization of Eurabia)
To: yankeedame
"Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. "
I was just missing my Cocker Spaniel, Crockett, and this is sooooo true of him. I'm still cleaning up his pee-spots and he's been gone since Sept 2003.
Sometimes there are special pets that enter your life for a short time . . . Crockett was one of those . . . I hold him dear to my heart.
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:14:53 AM PDT
by
HighlyOpinionated
(All You Need is Money [Soros] and a Candidate Who Can Be Coached to Look Sincere [Obama]. A. Huxley)
To: HighlyOpinionated
How many Kennedys does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One to hold the bulb and two to drink until the room spins around.
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:17:29 AM PDT
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: yankeedame
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night... when behind him he
hears:
Bump...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image
of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward
him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through
his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming i n sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find
is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the
casket...
and,
(hopefully you’re ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops .
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:17:34 AM PDT
by
US_MilitaryRules
(All my bullets are dipped in PIG fat. How about yours?)
To: yankeedame
Beagle:
"But I can't eat a light bulb..."
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:20:02 AM PDT
by
Rocko
To: yankeedame
This article/posting brought a smile. Thank you.
It also brought another thought ...I know .... funny, huh?
Are we as faithful, trusting, adoring, dedicated to our Lord as our dogs are to us?
Do we look at our Lord with total trust?
Are we faithful to Him?
Are we willing to work untiringly for our LORD?
Are we pure of heart ... as our dog is?
Give it a thought. Good questions.
We can learn a lot from our dog.
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:21:07 AM PDT
by
geologist
(The only answer to the troubles of this life is Jesus. A decision we all must make.)
To: IndianPrincessOK
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:21:43 AM PDT
by
sarasota
To: pcottraux
The Border Collie one was pretty accurate as well. The one we had would have also performed a house inspection and filed paperwork for insurance.
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:22:33 AM PDT
by
Mr Rogers
(It's Joe the Plumber vs. Bill the Bomber!)
To: yankeedame
Jack Russell!
Also have a cat exactly like that one:-)
To: US_MilitaryRules
wakka...wakka..wakka..
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:25:57 AM PDT
by
yankeedame
("Oh, I can take it but I'd much rather dish it out.")
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