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Barack Obama: "I Am Now a Vegan" [It's SATIRE, folks!]
SuperVegan.com ^ | April 1, 2008 | Jason Das

Posted on 10/28/2008 5:05:16 AM PDT by Calpernia

In a speech this afternoon in Altoona, Pennsylvania, Senator Barack Obama made a groundbreaking announcement:

I have long been an advocate of the less fortunate among us, of those who life has handed a crooked deck, the short end of the stick, an unfair deal. There are no Americans for who this is more true than the populations of our feedlots and industrial farms. It is time to end the exploitation of farmed animals on American soil. It is time to give up hamburgers as we have given up slave-holding. It is time for us to end our dependence on milkshakes as we must end our dependence on foreign oil. It is time to acknowledge that the fishing industry does damage to our oceans far beyond that of emissions from our coal burning power plants. I invite all Americans to join me in a bright future free of cruelty and exploitation, free of the blood of innocents killed only for our pleasure.

While details of his animal liberation agenda were vague, he obviously doesn't lack conviction. When questioned directly by a reporter after the speech, Obama stated "Yes, I am now a vegan. From a personal perspective, it doesn't hurt that people of African descent are invariably lactose intolerant."

Longtime vegan and perennial presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich was supportive, saying "It's wonderful to see a young politician like Barack taking a stand on such an important, under-discussed issue." Democratic National Committee chairman Howard Dean was less enthusiastic: "While we support Mr. Obama's right to stand up for his principles, this decision takes him so far away from mainstream American belief that it's difficult to regard his candidacy as viable. The corn and soy lobby think they've pulled off a coup here, but he's just lost his Super Delegates." (It's worth noting that the Vermont dairy lobby is especially strong.)

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To: Calpernia

is this satire?


21 posted on 10/28/2008 5:20:58 AM PDT by CanadianMusherinMI
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To: 230FMJ
OK, where’s the satire label?

Check the date of the article....
22 posted on 10/28/2008 5:21:34 AM PDT by Kozak (Anti Shahada: There is no god named Allah, and Muhammed is a false prophet)
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To: Calpernia

If this were only true, rather than being a leftist wet dream....Barry would lose PA for sure!


23 posted on 10/28/2008 5:21:44 AM PDT by hunter112 (Gov. Palin is ten times the woman Hillary could've hoped to be, if she had stayed a "Goldwater Girl")
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To: screaminsunshine
Does he eat bacon?

Well, Michelle certainly is a pig.

24 posted on 10/28/2008 5:21:54 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
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To: Calpernia

Four legs good, two legs bad.


25 posted on 10/28/2008 5:22:58 AM PDT by listenhillary
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To: Travis T. OJustice

oooh!

But still the question is, does he EAT bacon?


26 posted on 10/28/2008 5:24:11 AM PDT by listenhillary
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To: Calpernia
Tomorrow at the Beef Council Meeting he will announce that he only eats beef products.
27 posted on 10/28/2008 5:24:26 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$ (Nemo me impune lacessit.)
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WSJ confirms he was in Altoona on March 30st.

http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2008/03/30/obama-casey-bond-across-pennsylvania/


28 posted on 10/28/2008 5:25:32 AM PDT by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: listenhillary

“Can I just eat my waffles?”


29 posted on 10/28/2008 5:25:59 AM PDT by usmcobra (There are 665,000,000 reasons why Obama should show his eligibility to be president!)
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To: Calpernia

30 posted on 10/28/2008 5:26:02 AM PDT by Dallas59 (Redistribute Obamas Wealth)
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To: usmcobra
No, man, Vegan is a shortened version of "Chevy Vega Driving Man.

Although Barack would never drive the 1974 "Spirit of America" version.

31 posted on 10/28/2008 5:26:28 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
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To: listenhillary

I doubt it—not halal.


32 posted on 10/28/2008 5:27:18 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: listenhillary
But still the question is, does he EAT bacon?

A little too personal for me to answer. :)

33 posted on 10/28/2008 5:27:23 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
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To: Calpernia

Sounds like collective farms and bread lines are coming to the United States. Time to stop the fascists


34 posted on 10/28/2008 5:27:57 AM PDT by realcleanguy
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Finding other sources:

http://www.care2.com/c2c/groups/disc.html?gpp=72&pst=915436
Barack Obama’s Gone Vegan!


35 posted on 10/28/2008 5:29:16 AM PDT by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: Calpernia

This is a joke, right?


36 posted on 10/28/2008 5:32:27 AM PDT by XHogPilot
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To: Calpernia
This is from a hardcore animal rights site. They don’t find animal consumption funny. I wish it was a joke.

Someone else must have heard this quote, someone beyond hardcore animal rightsers.

Otherwise, this is fake.

37 posted on 10/28/2008 5:33:25 AM PDT by Petronski (Please pray for the success of McCain and Palin. Every day, whenever you pray.)
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To: Calpernia

Is this true or is this a joke? He’s a dangerous man. Hitler was a vegetarian. Vegans are a weird, godless group of people. There is something very, VERY WRONG with people who are vegans. This is very telling. I am surprised that Obama would admit this, so please tell me this isn’t a joke.


38 posted on 10/28/2008 5:34:08 AM PDT by rodeo-mamma
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http://vegetarianstar.com/2008/08/28/political-plates-obama-vegetable-pizza-dennis-kucinich-tan-moderate/
Political Plates: Obama-Vegetable Pizza, Dennis Kucinich-Tan Moderate

I think the ‘April 1st date’ was used to give deniability. Kucinich seems to be saying otherwise:

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Maybe that change is sooner than we think. Obama already wants more veggies for the children. And he also likes vegetable pizza.

http://vegetarianstar.com/2008/08/05/obama-can-pronounce-vegan-wants-more-veggies-for-the-children/
Obama Can Pronounce “Vegan”-Wants More Veggies For The Children

Nikki Benoit, Outreach Coordinator for Florida Voices for Animals, attended an Obama speech at St. Pete Gibbs High last week and was delighted to hear him discuss the environment, factory farming, and children getting more nutritious food in schools. She was also ecstatic that he could pronounce “vegan.”

“As I was being handed the mic, Obama read my shirt out loud - “Vegan Outreach” . . . . .YES!!! HE DID!!! AND…he pronounced it RIGHT!!!”

Some other points in the Obama speech included more preventative measures to address the health care crisis, such as changing America’s eating habits and he said schools need more fruits and vegetables versus pre-packaged food and meat products.

The story, at Vegan.com, ends with the blogger wondering how McCain would pronounce “vegan.”


39 posted on 10/28/2008 5:35:51 AM PDT by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: lefty-lie-spy

I agree with you if this is a joke. It’s not good. I wouldn’t be surprised if Obama was a vegan, he could be one based on his politics. Maybe he is a closet Vegan.


40 posted on 10/28/2008 5:37:05 AM PDT by rodeo-mamma
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