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Vote Obama, I need the money (vanity)
Free Republic ^ | Oct 22, 2008 | al baby

Posted on 10/22/2008 11:11:23 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar

Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read “Vote Obama, I need the money.” I laughed.

Once in the restaurant my server had on a “Obama 08” tie, again I laughed as he had given away his political preference — just imagine the coincidence.

When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need—the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.

I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I’ve decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was grateful.

At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient deserved money more.

I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application.

65 posted on Wed Oct 22 22:06:56 2008 by al baby (Hi mom) [ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 37 | View Replies | Report Abuse]


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You rock!
1 posted on 10/22/2008 11:11:23 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Jet Jaguar

Did you just tell yourself that “You rock”?


2 posted on 10/22/2008 11:12:29 PM PDT by word_warrior_bob (You can now see my amazing doggie and new puppy on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake & Sonny)
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To: word_warrior_bob; al baby

Al Baby’s post rocks.

Me, I Jazz...


3 posted on 10/22/2008 11:13:57 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: Rick_Michael

ping.


4 posted on 10/22/2008 11:14:40 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: IncPen

drive your libs friends nuts ping


5 posted on 10/22/2008 11:19:49 PM PDT by Nailbiter
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To: Jet Jaguar

Tell him to ask obambi for the tip.


6 posted on 10/22/2008 11:20:15 PM PDT by TomasUSMC ( FIGHT LIKE WW2, FINISH LIKE WW2. FIGHT LIKE NAM, FINISH LIKE NAM)
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To: Jet Jaguar

He could have given the waiter an option: split the $10 with the homeless guy, or no tip.


7 posted on 10/22/2008 11:22:35 PM PDT by period end of story
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To: Jet Jaguar; zappo

sweeeeeeeet!


8 posted on 10/22/2008 11:31:40 PM PDT by Cheapskate (Play loud and carry BIG sticks!)
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To: Jet Jaguar

I don’t have the words.

You are my hero.

If only I had such an opportunity.

I will be looking for one, believe you me.

Sweet, sweet tiny bit o’ justice.

Oh, how I would drink in the 0bamunist’s disillusionment and pain.

Sick, I know. But after the last few months this little event is Mozart to my weary ears.


9 posted on 10/22/2008 11:33:06 PM PDT by Boucheau
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To: Jet Jaguar
AWESOME!!!!
10 posted on 10/22/2008 11:42:10 PM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: period end of story

“He could have given the waiter an option: split the $10 with the homeless guy, or no tip.”

Are you frickin’ kid’n me?

Ask Barney Frankenheist if he is willing to split your tax bill instead of taking all of it.

Ha!

No chance!

This was the perfect lesson for the useful idiot. The pain is precisely the same.


11 posted on 10/22/2008 11:42:54 PM PDT by Boucheau
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To: Jet Jaguar; al baby; Jim Robinson

Al baby! YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

What an idea! I’ll be SURE to try this one out! WHOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!


12 posted on 10/22/2008 11:43:36 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Who's Sane? Who's Sane? Who's Sane?)
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To: Cindy

FRmail, Cindy.

:)


14 posted on 10/22/2008 11:53:33 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Who's Sane? Who's Sane? Who's Sane?)
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To: Boucheau
Are you frickin’ kid’n me?

Not yet.

15 posted on 10/22/2008 11:53:51 PM PDT by period end of story
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To: Jet Jaguar
even though the actual recipient deserved money more.

Why did the homeless guy....deserve more???????

16 posted on 10/23/2008 12:12:12 AM PDT by OBXWanderer (McCain/Palin in 08....and Dave Ramsey for SecTres)
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To: Jet Jaguar; al baby

Hey, it was a good idea to “post that comment” — that’s a great story that I hope “goes viral!”

It is ACCURATE as an analogy, and is quick and interesting and easy for “Joe Whoever,” who may not be able to catch more abstract ideas as well as the great “Joe the Plumber,” to understand.

RUSH, SEAN, MARK, LAURA, GLENN, et. al., read this post on the air!

Thanks!


17 posted on 10/23/2008 12:13:45 AM PDT by Weirdad (A Free Republic, not a "democracy" (mob rule))
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To: Weirdad

I just emailed the link to Rush. He’ll get a kick out of this.


18 posted on 10/23/2008 12:26:26 AM PDT by MaxMax (I'll welcome death when God calls me. Until then, the fight is on)
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To: MaxMax

Great story!

Huckabee used the analogy of Halloween candy-—why not let your kids stay home this Halloween, and wait for the neighbors to take their kids around?

When they get back home, simply ask for half of whatever they collected.


19 posted on 10/23/2008 12:31:04 AM PDT by unsycophant
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To: MaxMax

I think he will notice and mention it, too!

It’s just the kind of thing he would say himself (and of course he would not be mean to a waitress in reality but pointing out the absurd by being absurd...well, that he does).


20 posted on 10/23/2008 12:46:29 AM PDT by Weirdad (A Free Republic, not a "democracy" (mob rule))
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