Posted on 10/22/2008 9:41:44 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Former President Bill Clinton campaigns for Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., Monday, Oct. 20, 2008 at Kirkwood high school in St. Louis.
US Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (right) introduces former president Bill Clinton during a rally for Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama in Las Vegas, Nevada. Obama profited from the coveted backing of former secretary of state Colin Powell and a jaw-dropping cash haul entering into the final fortnight of the epic White House race
Former president Bill Clinton listens to a speech by Democratic senatorial candidate Rick Noriega during a rally, Tuesday, Oct. 14, 2008, in Dallas.
Former U.S. president Bill Clinton looks out onto areas of Bolivar Peninsula that were affected by Hurricane Ike as he tours the area by helicopter with former president George H.W. Bush, October 14, 2008, in Port Bolivar, Texas. The two former presidents have created the Bush-Clinton Coastal Recovery Fund to focus on long-term recovery efforts all along the Gulf coast. The effort is patterned after their previous partnerships to help survivors of the Indonesian tsunami and of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita.
Former U.S. Presidents Bill Clinton (L) and George H.W. Bush view the damage from Hurricane Ike as the pair tour the beach in Galveston, Texas October 14, 2008.
First picture: “I never took taxes from that one!”
Second picture: “You should have seen the tax hike that got away. It was this big!”
You may recall that Kirkwood is the place where a black guy walked into the City Council meeting and shot the mayor, a cop and about 5 other people because he thought that those white folks were holding him down. A good allegory for Obama's takeover of the nation at large.
Bill’s crooked, fickle finger of fate
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
Clinton: Hey, a puffer fish. I think I get it for Hillary
Bush: Aren't they poisonous?
Clinton: Yeah. Your point?
Clinton and Bush.....a Fool and his Tool.....
Bubba: "Come on now, admit it, the whole nation would rather have me serving a third term than Barack Obama as president. I told you so!"
Bubba: "Aw, man! Since I've been out of the spotlight, I've done a lot of things we haven't been able to share. Spring break was a BLAST this year. And one time, at band camp..."
Bubba (thinking): "Uh, wait! I thought that Mormons leading this country was a BAD thing according to the polls."
The finger has a nose of its own and found a woman in heat in the audience.
Bush: "Uh, Bill? Could you stop waving those beads and yelling 'Show me your ***s!'? Mardi Gras isn't for another 4 months."
And to think, back in the 90's I use to have interns play pocket pool for me.
Have you noticed that you never see Carter with these two?
“Bill Thinking: I hate having to endorse Obama...”
Now I know what Monica was feeling...
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