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Posted on 09/30/2008 11:02:27 PM PDT by Spktyr

Spotted this on another forum. It may take a second to puzzle it out. :D



TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Travel
KEYWORDS: hardlyableto; hd; muahahaha
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To: Salamander

You definitely would not like a BMW R1100 then, but they are so much lighter, that maybe you would.


61 posted on 10/01/2008 1:03:48 AM PDT by valkyry1 (McCain/Palin 2008)
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To: shibumi

LOL!

[well, you’re the one who’s riding topless, not me]


62 posted on 10/01/2008 1:03:59 AM PDT by Salamander (The number of the beast is 0.)
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To: valkyry1
Sigh, it would have to be a Beemer in the photo too.

So, the Hog Rider is waiting at the light, and a Beemer pulls up next to him.

The Beemer driver calls out: "Hey, you know what's the difference between Hoover and Harley?"

The Hog Rider is silent.

"With a Hoover, the dirt bag is on the inside. Haw haw haw!"

The Hog Rider shouts back: "Yeah? And you know what the difference is between a Beemer and a pineapple?"

The Beemer driver is silent.

"With a pineapple, the pricks are on the outside"

And he roars off.

63 posted on 10/01/2008 1:06:24 AM PDT by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC (If my kids make a mistake in the voting booth, I don't want them punished with a community organizer)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

At which point, the Hog Rider is pulled over by a cop on a Kawasaki, who gives him a ticket for running the light, no helmet, no registration, no insurance, no motorcycle license and disturbing the peace with his straight pipes.

You left that part of the joke out. :D


64 posted on 10/01/2008 1:09:16 AM PDT by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: valkyry1

Most metrics sit *way* too high for me.

I have long legs for my height [32” of 53” total] *but* have narrow hips.
[my dad always said I was built like a tree frog]

No matter how flexible I might still be, the narrow hip width means I have trouble getting my legs out past the motor far enough for flat-footed standing.

The Sporty was no problem and it was light but it felt like I was sitting on bar stool doing 60 mph.

Didn’t like it a bit.

The guy hubby bought his Night Train from had a metric bike that I could actually sit properly.

I’ll have to ask what it was because I can’t recall what it was.


65 posted on 10/01/2008 1:11:22 AM PDT by Salamander (The number of the beast is 0.)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

*rimshot*


66 posted on 10/01/2008 1:12:29 AM PDT by Salamander (The number of the beast is 0.)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

Oh no, you made me remember many a joke I shan’t repeat here ;)


67 posted on 10/01/2008 1:12:46 AM PDT by valkyry1 (McCain/Palin 2008)
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To: Salamander
Impressive homepage AND Sled, Salamander! I'm still tryin to get the ex to take the MSF course and pilot her own...
68 posted on 10/01/2008 1:15:06 AM PDT by Mamba56 ("You've got to kill people, and when you've killed enough they stop fighting." - Gen. Curtis LeMay)
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To: Spktyr
Uh...shouldn't you be almost out of stereotypes by now?

[she said unapologetically over the guttural roar of her cut-off Vance & Hines straight pipes]

69 posted on 10/01/2008 1:16:53 AM PDT by Salamander (The number of the beast is 0.)
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To: Mamba56

Careful what you wish for...hubby occasionally pines for the ‘old days’ when I was pressed against his back, arms lovingly wrapped about his waist....LOL!

[I get to crack *my* throttle now and I ain’t *never* goin’ back!]

;-D

[and thanks for the props!]


70 posted on 10/01/2008 1:20:28 AM PDT by Salamander (The number of the beast is 0.)
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To: Spktyr

ouch


71 posted on 10/01/2008 1:21:28 AM PDT by wafflehouse (RE-ELECT NO ONE !)
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To: wafflehouse

His crash bar probably saved his hide....or most of it, anyway.

We once did a trike a for a guy who wanted his crash bars left on.

All we could ask was “Why?”

Then again, just for [weird] laughs, we used to leave the kickstands on our trikes and get off and put them down everytime we stopped.


72 posted on 10/01/2008 1:29:33 AM PDT by Salamander (The number of the beast is 0.)
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To: Salamander
The 2000 BMW R1100S


73 posted on 10/01/2008 1:42:43 AM PDT by valkyry1 (McCain/Palin 2008)
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To: Spktyr
LOL! It only took a few posts for this thread to turn into "Bike Porn"... Cheers!
74 posted on 10/01/2008 2:25:35 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: valkyry1

Woo!

I don’t know how long I could ride hunched over!....:))

I’ve sat a Valkyrie.
I think that’s as “metric” as I could ever go and still have a spine when I got home.


75 posted on 10/01/2008 2:43:36 AM PDT by Salamander (The number of the beast is 0.)
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To: Salamander

On a Beemer its not that hunched over really.

Back in 2002 I did a 800 mile ride in 10 hours (with gas and rest stops included!)


76 posted on 10/01/2008 2:49:59 AM PDT by valkyry1 (McCain/Palin 2008)
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To: valkyry1

*Ow!*

There’s a local guy who I *think* has either that BMW or one very much like it.
He commutes to who knows where on it and I see him coming home in the evening wearing his suit under a leather jacket.

It was a strange sight, at first....:))


77 posted on 10/01/2008 3:22:08 AM PDT by Salamander (The number of the beast is 0.)
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To: Salamander

90-120+ all the way!

In the 70-120 mph range it would walk away from most anything on the road I encountered back then.

Passing was like loading up a slingshot, then wham!


78 posted on 10/01/2008 3:29:06 AM PDT by valkyry1 (McCain/Palin 2008)
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To: Spktyr

Big Iron Turtles = Harley Davidson


79 posted on 10/01/2008 3:32:17 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Vote McWhatshisname and PALIN)
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To: valkyry1

Have you noticed an odd temperature phenomenon at high speeds?

We went up I-81 north last week and with clear highway and no exits ahead of us, we played a little.
It was rather chilly but over 85 mph, it seemed to actually “get warmer”.

Some weird fluke or is there a “scientific” reason?
He noticed it, too.

So far I’ve had mine up to 90.
There’s really not much opportunity for both clear lanes and no cops around here.


80 posted on 10/01/2008 4:37:45 AM PDT by Salamander (The number of the beast is 0.)
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