[Spktyr]

At which point, the Hog Rider is pulled over by a cop on a Kawasaki, who gives him a ticket for running the light, no helmet, no registration, no insurance, no motorcycle license and disturbing the peace with his straight pipes.

You left that part of the joke out. :D

[Salamander]

Uh...shouldn't you be almost out of stereotypes by now?

[she said unapologetically over the guttural roar of her cut-off Vance & Hines straight pipes]