Yet another try....Palin made FR crash on ABC now!

abc | dian sawyer

[Snurple]

yep

[GOPyouth]

[Snurple]

Hello FR ...all your base belong to me

[Loud Mime]

Yeah....in the song: a b c d e f r, j e r k u r

[Political Junkie Too]

President Nixon stole my iPod.

Nixon needed to store 18 minutes of audio somewhere.

-PJ

[dead]

Stand up, Franklin!

That's hysterical!

[bunches]

“I remember seeing President Roosevelt talk about this on television in 1929.”

Quite true, I also heard that in 1863 when Abraham Lincoln needed a battle update from his civil war generals, he just text-messaged General Grant.

And when Teddy Roosevelt got tense during various crises in his presidency, why he just loved Pilates.

And when ............

[Ghengis]

Kenneth? The frequency?

[P8riot]

specially with those ears

[keats5]

What is this thread about? Really.

[woofie]

My plane was forced down by enemy fire over Afghanistan tv

[Snurple]

I think we had some sort of hardware or software meltdown.

[Deb]

It’s about 30 posts I’d say.

[woofie]

If you have to ask you do not belong here

[Snurple]

Im a old burnt out floozy who would look like a porcupine if I had as many sticking out as Ive had stuck in and speaking for old floozies everywhere I know Palin did it.

[JustaCowgirl]

And when Teddy Roosevelt got tense during various crises in his presidency, why he just loved Pilates.

No, you're confused. That was his cousin Franklin, as well. Got right up out of his wheelchair to do Pilates when the stock market news got really tense.

[Stayfree]

Democratic National Committee replaces the Muslim candidate for President, Hussein Obama, with Arnold Schwarzenegger because Dan Rather found Arnold’s REAL birth certificate on e-Bay that shows Arnold was born in Hawaii, not Austria as previously thought.

[wayne_b24]

was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?
well, it ain’t over now!!

veep joe plugz

[Snurple]

and the 57 states all knew it wasn’t over! ;)

[GOP Poet]

Breaking News for ABC:

OBAMA WINS ELECTION!!!!

. . .

One hour later

Oops.

ABC Breaking News [again] "ABC rescinds Breaking news announcement regarding Obama winning election. Computer glitch malfunction allowed prescheduled announcements for November 4th to appear 2.5 early."

[null and void]

Ah, but Sarah Palin did invent electricity, at least within the McCain campaign.

"I go to London and see the busy multitudes in Fleet Street and the Strand, and it comes across my mind that they are but the ghosts of the past, haunting the streets that I have seen silent and wretched, going to and fro, phantasms in a dead city, the mockery of life in a galvanised body."