Posted on 09/19/2008 9:11:12 AM PDT by awildanimal
GEORGE BUSH IS EVIL!!! CONSERVATIVES ARE EVIL!!!! CONSERVATIVES ARE STEALING FOOD AND MONEY FROM BABIES AND CHILDREN AND GIVING THEN TO RICH RACIST NAZIS IN GOVNERMENT!! THEY ARE STARTING HOLOCAUSTS AGAINST MINORITES WOMEN AND THE POOR!! THEY HATE THE POOR AND TAKE FROM THEM AND GIVE IT TO THE RICH!!! CONSERVATIVES ARE NAZIS!! MY SISTER HAS A HIGH IQ!~!! CONSERVAITIVES ARE BOMBING CHILDREN IN IRAK AND IRAN!! THEY ARE KILLING BABIES BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT WHITE AND RICH LIKE THE CONSERVATIVES ARE!!! THEY ARE ALL RACIST AND EVIL!!
I’m a bit tired and need to go away for a while. Be back tomorrow, late morning or afternoon (Mens’ Breakfast tomorrow morning, with a needed beard trim at 1, and powerpoint updates at the library preceding or following...).
It’s OK, Kids...I’m off for the night very soon, myself.
I have to be up early tomorrow, and that’s not something I’m looking forward to.
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-!-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far as$$ ki$$ing will take you.
A-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that, while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullsh!t and A$$ kissing that will put you over the top.
That earned a ping to go onto the company board Monday Morning. :^)
Fell in love first.
Dogs are in the process of meeting...Very slowly.
lol My daughter-in-law sends me some funny stuff. Hope everybody gets a kick out of it.
I’m in a quite diverse environment and by that I mean freedom of speech is limited. I’m a sneaky guy though and it will be fun. :^)
I’d like to be a fly on the wall. :)
Morning! I’m feeling much better today. We’ll be heading out to the church festival shortly. Not committed for the whole day, so at least we should be able to bring the babies home for nap in the afternoon.
Y’all stay out of trouble.
If I stayed out of trouble, I wouldn’t have any fun at all!
Well, we ended up working almost the whole day, but there were no disasters. The Hispanic Ministry had great Mexican food. DP and Bill will stay until it closes to bring our games home (ring toss, bean-bag throw, etc.) because we need them for the neighborhood fair next Saturday!
My feet hurt after spending the day in my yardowrk boots!
Sounds like something you'd wear on the planet Arrakis.
I went to lunch with my daughter. It’s been a long time....
Arby’s...
I like an Arby’s with a dash of horseradish.
Good for you!
Both of you!
Well, not the Arby’s part, so much, but the getting together part is really nice.
Arby’s is kind of like a smoked meat McDonalds, right?
I think I tried it once.
I like your new tag line.
Is it a song?
I had just the plain BIG Arby’s sandwich, and LOTS of horseradish! I can’t eat beef without horseradish. I guess I get that from my dad.
Arby’s is just roast beef. It has other things, now, but I still like the beef sandwich, and horseradish sauce.
My daughter had something-beef-and-cheddar, but I can get cheese with anything. So I ate just the big Arby’s and spread it with lots of horseradish. And I had a Pepsi, which I have about once a year. My usual drink of choice is water.
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