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Man says he's porn inspector, demands free videos
My Way News ^
| 8/11/2008
| Unknown
Posted on 08/12/2008 12:42:33 PM PDT by day10
LONGMONT, Colo. (AP) - A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said.
He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: billclinton; johnedwards; policeimpersonator; porn; trytheinternet
Age verification unit.
Nice.
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posted on
08/12/2008 12:42:34 PM PDT
by
day10
To: day10
Heard this on the morning news....priceless.
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posted on
08/12/2008 12:44:46 PM PDT
by
nesnah
(Expression with an attitude - www.polistic.com)
To: day10
This begs the question though, of just who is or should be monitoring this sorta thing.
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posted on
08/12/2008 12:46:39 PM PDT
by
mbarker12474
(If thine enemy offend thee, give his childe a drum.)
To: day10
This guy doesn’t have an intertube connection...
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posted on
08/12/2008 12:51:12 PM PDT
by
Coffee200am
("We should all be living in mud huts and riding bicycles to avoid killing the polar bears...%99"/s)
To: mbarker12474
If you weren’t a perv before, you sure would be if that was your job 40hrs/wk.
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posted on
08/12/2008 12:52:48 PM PDT
by
stuartcr
(Election year.....Who we gonna hate, in '08?)
To: stuartcr
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posted on
08/12/2008 12:55:31 PM PDT
by
SolidWood
(God Bless Georgia and grant them victory over Russia!)
To: windcliff; raven92876
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posted on
08/12/2008 1:10:04 PM PDT
by
stylecouncilor
(I'm a loner Dottie; a rebel.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
08/12/2008 1:13:32 PM PDT
by
day10
(Rules cannot substitute for character.)
To: day10
“He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try.”
FAIL!
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posted on
08/12/2008 1:20:24 PM PDT
by
Augustinian monk
(You going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?- Jose Wales)
To: day10; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Always check the badge:
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posted on
08/12/2008 1:34:16 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
To: mbarker12474
"This begs the question though, of just who is or should be monitoring this sorta thing." Who will watch the watchers?
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posted on
08/12/2008 1:35:59 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: day10
The heck with that job. I want to be a beer tester. Not a taster but a tester. It is a much deeper analyse that we perform.
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posted on
08/12/2008 1:44:04 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
To: day10
The heck with that job. I want to be a beer tester. Not a taster but a tester. It is a much deeper analysis that we perform.
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posted on
08/12/2008 1:44:34 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
To: day10
Must be the only guy in the USA who doesn’t have an internet connection.
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posted on
08/12/2008 1:54:13 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
Comment #15 Removed by Moderator
To: day10
Pretty good, but still out classed by the guy who was going door to door with a clipboard offering free breast exams!
I don’t know what was funnier, that guy’s gall, or the fact the he actually had some takers!!
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posted on
08/12/2008 2:14:41 PM PDT
by
Sax
(this idea was not a practical deterrent, for reasons which, at this moment, must be all too obvious)
To: Sax
Aw, you’re just wishing you woulda thought of it. It worked out pretty good. I’ve got my “Amateur Gynecologist” cards all printed up and ready to go. First stop - Beaver Falls! If it works out as good as I hope, I know that by the end of the day I’ll be really bushed.
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
08/12/2008 4:53:26 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become the more you can hear.)
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