Posted on 08/01/2008 6:23:53 AM PDT by Soaring Feather
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One of your best.
Computer Joke - If Operating Systems Were Airlines
DOS Air: Passengers walk out onto the runway; grab hold of the plane,
push it until it gets in the air, hop on, then jump off when it hits
the ground. They grab the plane again, push it back into the air, hop
on, jump off...
Mac Airways: The cashiers, flight attendants, and pilots all look the
same, talk the same, and act the same. When you ask them questions
about the flight, they reply that you don't want to know, don't need
to know, and would you please return to your seat and watch the movie.
Windows Airlines: The terminal is neat and clean, the attendants
courteous, the pilots capable. The fleet of Lear jets the carrier
operates is immense. Your jet takes off without a hitch, pushes above
the clouds and, at 20,000 feet, explodes without warning.
OS/2 Skyways: The terminal is almost empty - only a few prospective
passengers mill about. The announcer says that a flight has just
departed, although no planes appear to be on the runway. Airline
personnel apologize profusely to customers in hushed voices, pointing
from time to time to the sleek, powerful jets outside. They tell each
passenger how great the flight will be on these new jets and how much
safer it will be than Windows Airlines, but they will have to wait a
little longer for the technicians to finish the flight systems. Maybe
until mid-2010. Maybe longer
“Which of the Five Senses Are You?”
I thougth mine came up ‘sense of smell’ until I read it again and then I saw it just said ‘You Smell’ Not impressed!
Well well report from NY Observer reporting that Cabbies in China refusing take CNN correspondant around the town report is that they tick off CNN Jack Caffeny call Chinese govt goon
Guess this is there racist part of the game coming to light report from BBC news wire claim Veterans of US Olympic team who happen to be African American and Latinos say that they being treated rude by Chinese govt and refuse giving visa
Now NBC getting caught in the middle of their African American correpstant said he got three degree by Chinese govt call him the N Word
I think we going see more of that stuff
“I think we going see more of that stuff”
You got that right! China ‘really observes’ the Olympic ideals alright, (but only in a socialist mind)
Well well report from BBC wire reporting that pro Tibet group has been deported by Chinese govt because of Olympics
You get the feeling this going be bad thing for NBC LOL!
I wonder if MSNBC going cover that
Tomkowwww guess what I found on YOU TUBE old friend from Chicago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33nTnawq6jk
Right now it 5th inning Cubs 1
Astros 0
The Olympic mindset has about as much place in China as a cat in the city dog pound, and both will end up shredded!
Well report from AP wire claim that Israel is consider of smack around Iran nuke plants
I should be able to explain everything just as soon as I finish reading all the analysis of it. Maybe then I'll know what I was talking about.
Hint: It has to do with "String Theory".
“Hint: It has to do with “String Theory”. “
Oh sure, make it a knotty problem right off the bat!
Hey hey hey! Cubs are gonna win today!
(and they did!)
Hoo-Rah!!!
Awww, thank you bestest girlfriend! ;0)
Just an off the cuff thing this morning.
I really like this poem Bob!
LOL
Computer Joke - If Operating Systems Were Airlines
So true. ;0)
I’ve discovered it’s more difficult to describe an active image. That one was really complicated.
It was a concept that had haunted me a bit. I wasn’t sure how to compress it into the warp and woof of a poem.
I started, of course, with the first line.
Good night Soaring Feather. Rest well.
Mine.
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