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Why Beer Is Better Than Obama
http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/whybeerisbetterthanobama | 7/19/2008 | Hillary Kitten

Posted on 07/19/2008 11:23:10 AM PDT by Mojave

Why Beer Is Better Than Obama

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --Benjamin Franklin

Soldiers like beer.

Sailors like beer.

Marines like beer.

Beer won't take half your paycheck.

You're sad if there's no more beer.

Beer makes life a little better.

You know what's in beer.

Beer doesn't come from Madrassas.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: beer; bhussein; nobama; obama
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To: Mojave

People are glad to take beer into their homes.


21 posted on 07/19/2008 11:42:39 AM PDT by weegee (Obama loves America like Bill loves Hillary.)
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To: NeoCaveman; SoothingDave; CholeraJoe; theDentist; VRWCmember

Caution: too much beer may make Obama look good.


22 posted on 07/19/2008 11:42:59 AM PDT by tioga
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To: weegee
Beer likes it when I set my thermostat COLD.


23 posted on 07/19/2008 11:43:21 AM PDT by Mojave
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To: Mojave

Nobody complains about there being no free beer.
Home brewers adopt a do it yourself work ethic.


24 posted on 07/19/2008 11:45:29 AM PDT by weegee (Obama loves America like Bill loves Hillary.)
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To: Mojave

Beer makes you forget Barry’s wife.


25 posted on 07/19/2008 11:45:37 AM PDT by dforest (I had almost forgotten that McCain is the nominee. Too bad I was reminded.)
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To: tioga

Ann Coulter has been promoting “Get drunk and vote for McCain”.


26 posted on 07/19/2008 11:46:09 AM PDT by weegee (Obama loves America like Bill loves Hillary.)
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Now that beer is cheaper than gas.....Don’t Drive! Drink!


27 posted on 07/19/2008 11:49:19 AM PDT by Jeffrey_D. (Some people are alive simply because it's illegal to shoot them !!!!)
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To: weegee

sounds like a plan! LOL


28 posted on 07/19/2008 11:53:38 AM PDT by tioga
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To: Mojave

Funny Arrow Head beer commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfQ-OjroN9E&feature=related


29 posted on 07/19/2008 11:53:56 AM PDT by vietvet67
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To: Mojave
Because enough beer turns this



into this


30 posted on 07/19/2008 11:58:58 AM PDT by Kozak (Anti Shahada: There is no god named Allah, and Muhammed is a false prophet)
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To: Mojave

Beer doesn’t have a middle name thats muslim.


31 posted on 07/19/2008 11:59:13 AM PDT by omega4179 (B.Hussein Keep the change!)
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To: Mojave

The Secret Service doesn't care if you grab this longneck with your bare hand.

32 posted on 07/19/2008 11:59:21 AM PDT by labette ( Doctor of Thinkology)
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To: Mojave
Beer is unpretentious.

Beer is at home in a bowling alley.

People in small towns cling to God, guns and beer.

33 posted on 07/19/2008 12:04:19 PM PDT by Hugin (Mecca delenda est!)
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To: Jeffrey_D.

I had to do the math
a 8 pack of Gas is $4.00
a 6 pack of tall beer is $4.99


34 posted on 07/19/2008 12:07:23 PM PDT by omega4179 (B.Hussein Keep the change!)
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To: Kozak
There ain't enough beer in the world to turn Aunt Esther in that........


35 posted on 07/19/2008 1:02:45 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Barak Obama is as inept as a bear cub with his dink.)
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To: indylindy

Ain’t enuff beer to make Barry’s wife look good


36 posted on 07/19/2008 1:59:05 PM PDT by 5Madman2 (There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
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To: indylindy
Beer makes you forget Barry’s wife.

Barry better stock up on the Pabst Blue Ribbon.

37 posted on 07/19/2008 2:03:21 PM PDT by Mojave
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To: weegee
Nobody complains about there being no free beer.

Beer doesn't promise you a free lunch.

38 posted on 07/19/2008 2:04:51 PM PDT by Mojave
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To: Kozak

I suspect I would die of alcohol poisoning before I got there.


39 posted on 07/19/2008 2:07:59 PM PDT by Mojave
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To: Mojave

If I had to look at that mean mug every day, I’d definitely risk it....


40 posted on 07/19/2008 2:10:47 PM PDT by Kozak (Anti Shahada: There is no god named Allah, and Muhammed is a false prophet)
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