Why Beer Is Better Than Obama

http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/whybeerisbetterthanobama | 7/19/2008 | Hillary Kitten

[Mojave]

Why Beer Is Better Than Obama

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --Benjamin Franklin

Soldiers like beer.

Sailors like beer.

Marines like beer.

Beer won't take half your paycheck.

You're sad if there's no more beer.

Beer makes life a little better.

You know what's in beer.

Beer doesn't come from Madrassas.

[SolidWood]

Beer doesn't come from Madrassas.

LOL.

[Mojave]

I was thinking that "Beer is against the Koran" would work too, but that may be too politically incorrect.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

You know you're always the first person to crack open a beer.
Hangoves go away
Beer doesn't get mad when you cheat with another beer.

[weegee]

Beer doesn’t care if you can order in French.
Beer doesn’t mind if you cling to your beer.
Beer doesn’t trash talk you behind your back.
Cold beer disproves the myth of man made global warming.

[The Iceman Cometh]

A large amount of beer can make you sick, just a sip of Obama agitates the gag reflex.

[weegee]

Beer doesn’t have to pretend to like bacon.

[Mojave]

Hangovers go away

And they teach you a lesson!

[weegee]

Imported beer doesn’t pretend to be domestic.

[weegee]

Beer likes it when I set my thermostat COLD.

[weegee]

Beer is GREEN only on St. Patrick’s Day.

[Vision]

Beer loves this country and has always been proud of it.

[isrul]

I used to love beer. But now I have switched to rum. Never have a hangover.

[sheik yerbouty]

Beer produces less flatulence than the Obamination’s utterances..

[Mojave]

Beer doesn’t have to pretend to like bacon.

True that! Michelle is the Obama who says she likes bacon. Barack Hussein is the Obama who likes the $100 an ounce Jamón Ibérico acorn fed Spanish ham.

Beer. Ham. Mmmmmm.

[weegee]

I know my beer didn’t smoke pot and snort coke.

[isrul]

Yep. They make you sadder Budweiser.

[Mojave]

Beer doesn’t care if you can order in French.

Beer is better than Vichy Water.

[tioga]

beer thread.....ping

[labette]

A head on your beer is good.

Losing your head for a beer is bad.