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Why Beer Is Better Than Obama
http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/whybeerisbetterthanobama | 7/19/2008 | Hillary Kitten

Posted on 07/19/2008 11:23:10 AM PDT by Mojave

Why Beer Is Better Than Obama

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --Benjamin Franklin

Soldiers like beer.

Sailors like beer.

Marines like beer.

Beer won't take half your paycheck.

You're sad if there's no more beer.

Beer makes life a little better.

You know what's in beer.

Beer doesn't come from Madrassas.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: beer; bhussein; nobama; obama
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1 posted on 07/19/2008 11:23:10 AM PDT by Mojave
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To: Mojave
Beer doesn't come from Madrassas.

LOL.

2 posted on 07/19/2008 11:24:54 AM PDT by SolidWood (Stop the Muslimarxist Obama.)
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To: SolidWood
I was thinking that "Beer is against the Koran" would work too, but that may be too politically incorrect.
3 posted on 07/19/2008 11:32:52 AM PDT by Mojave
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To: Mojave
You know you're always the first person to crack open a beer.
Hangoves go away
Beer doesn't get mad when you cheat with another beer.
4 posted on 07/19/2008 11:34:20 AM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (BARACK OBAMA WILL SAVE US! HE HAS RISEN!!)
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To: Mojave

Beer doesn’t care if you can order in French.
Beer doesn’t mind if you cling to your beer.
Beer doesn’t trash talk you behind your back.
Cold beer disproves the myth of man made global warming.


5 posted on 07/19/2008 11:34:37 AM PDT by weegee (Obama loves America like Bill loves Hillary.)
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To: Mojave

A large amount of beer can make you sick, just a sip of Obama agitates the gag reflex.


6 posted on 07/19/2008 11:35:25 AM PDT by The Iceman Cometh (Voting for McCain, not because I want to, because I have to.)
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To: Mojave

Beer doesn’t have to pretend to like bacon.


7 posted on 07/19/2008 11:35:27 AM PDT by weegee (Obama loves America like Bill loves Hillary.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Hangovers go away

And they teach you a lesson!

8 posted on 07/19/2008 11:35:38 AM PDT by Mojave
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To: Mojave

Imported beer doesn’t pretend to be domestic.


9 posted on 07/19/2008 11:36:39 AM PDT by weegee (Obama loves America like Bill loves Hillary.)
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To: Mojave

Beer likes it when I set my thermostat COLD.


10 posted on 07/19/2008 11:38:11 AM PDT by weegee (Obama loves America like Bill loves Hillary.)
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To: Mojave

Beer is GREEN only on St. Patrick’s Day.


11 posted on 07/19/2008 11:38:44 AM PDT by weegee (Obama loves America like Bill loves Hillary.)
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To: Mojave

Beer loves this country and has always been proud of it.


12 posted on 07/19/2008 11:38:47 AM PDT by Vision (The light of the body is the eye, if your eye is true all your body will be full of light. Matt 6:22)
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To: Mojave
I used to love beer. But now I have switched to rum. Never have a hangover.
13 posted on 07/19/2008 11:39:02 AM PDT by isrul (Help make every day, "Disrespect a muzzie day.")
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To: Mojave

Beer produces less flatulence than the Obamination’s utterances..


14 posted on 07/19/2008 11:39:18 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: weegee
Beer doesn’t have to pretend to like bacon.

True that! Michelle is the Obama who says she likes bacon. Barack Hussein is the Obama who likes the $100 an ounce Jamón Ibérico acorn fed Spanish ham.

Beer. Ham. Mmmmmm.

15 posted on 07/19/2008 11:39:50 AM PDT by Mojave
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To: Mojave

I know my beer didn’t smoke pot and snort coke.


16 posted on 07/19/2008 11:40:37 AM PDT by weegee (Obama loves America like Bill loves Hillary.)
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Yep. They make you sadder Budweiser.
17 posted on 07/19/2008 11:41:22 AM PDT by isrul (Help make every day, "Disrespect a muzzie day.")
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To: weegee
Beer doesn’t care if you can order in French.

Beer is better than Vichy Water.

18 posted on 07/19/2008 11:41:39 AM PDT by Mojave
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To: NeoCaveman; SoothingDave; CholeraJoe; theDentist; VRWCmember

beer thread.....ping


19 posted on 07/19/2008 11:42:19 AM PDT by tioga
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To: Mojave

A head on your beer is good.

Losing your head for a beer is bad.


20 posted on 07/19/2008 11:42:26 AM PDT by labette ( Doctor of Thinkology)
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