Why Beer Is Better Than Obama

http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/whybeerisbetterthanobama | 7/19/2008 | Hillary Kitten

[Mojave]

Why Beer Is Better Than Obama

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --Benjamin Franklin

Soldiers like beer.

Sailors like beer.

Marines like beer.

Beer won't take half your paycheck.

You're sad if there's no more beer.

Beer makes life a little better.

You know what's in beer.

Beer doesn't come from Madrassas.

[weegee]

People are glad to take beer into their homes.

[tioga]

Caution: too much beer may make Obama look good.

[Mojave]

Beer likes it when I set my thermostat COLD.

[weegee]

Nobody complains about there being no free beer.
Home brewers adopt a do it yourself work ethic.

[dforest]

Beer makes you forget Barry’s wife.

[weegee]

Ann Coulter has been promoting “Get drunk and vote for McCain”.

[Jeffrey_D.]

Now that beer is cheaper than gas.....Don’t Drive! Drink!

[tioga]

sounds like a plan! LOL

[vietvet67]

Funny Arrow Head beer commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfQ-OjroN9E&feature=related

[Kozak]

Because enough beer turns this



into this

[omega4179]

Beer doesn’t have a middle name thats muslim.

[labette]

The Secret Service doesn't care if you grab this longneck with your bare hand.

[Hugin]

Beer is unpretentious.

Beer is at home in a bowling alley.

People in small towns cling to God, guns and beer.

[omega4179]

I had to do the math
a 8 pack of Gas is $4.00
a 6 pack of tall beer is $4.99

[Viking2002]

There ain't enough beer in the world to turn Aunt Esther in that........

[5Madman2]

Ain’t enuff beer to make Barry’s wife look good

[Mojave]

Beer makes you forget Barry’s wife.

Barry better stock up on the Pabst Blue Ribbon.

[Mojave]

Nobody complains about there being no free beer.

Beer doesn't promise you a free lunch.

[Mojave]

I suspect I would die of alcohol poisoning before I got there.

[Kozak]

If I had to look at that mean mug every day, I’d definitely risk it....