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1 posted on 07/08/2008 5:23:25 AM PDT by Daffynition
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That’s not a baby bat, nor is it real.

I’m not casting doubt on the story itself, just that picture.

The wing is clearly shiny and rubber, and the bat is too big to be the “tiny creature” and “baby” as described in the article.


2 posted on 07/08/2008 5:25:58 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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She said: "Once I realised it was a bat I was shocked, but then I felt quite sorry for it really.

Kids these days.

And to think, they get to vote. SCARY!

3 posted on 07/08/2008 5:26:11 AM PDT by unixfox (The 13th Amendment Abolished Slavery, The 16th Amendment Reinstated It !)
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To: Daffynition

OK, I admit it!! I often keep my cell phone in my bra. There, I’m glad I finally let that vital piece of information out.


5 posted on 07/08/2008 5:29:10 AM PDT by Mercat (For if their purpose or activity is of human origin, it will fail.)
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To: Daffynition

Batman! Stop that!


8 posted on 07/08/2008 5:36:44 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Does this mean she can sue the bat for sexual harassment?

On the other hand, if I claim to self-identify as a baby bat, does that mean I can climb into a young woman’s bra while she is wearing it and be free from prosecution?


10 posted on 07/08/2008 5:39:02 AM PDT by nhoward14
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"I will certainly be checking my bras every morning from now on."

Words to live by.

11 posted on 07/08/2008 5:39:30 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Holy Batcave!)
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Is she absolutely certain it wasn't a Tufted Titmouse?


14 posted on 07/08/2008 5:43:36 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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Ping


17 posted on 07/08/2008 5:59:30 AM PDT by Chanticleer (I want God, I want Poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness, I want sin.)
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Vampire bat? If not, boring.


28 posted on 07/08/2008 7:09:58 AM PDT by buck jarret
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ping


29 posted on 07/08/2008 7:12:28 AM PDT by windcliff
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It’s always been my dream to be trapped inside Dolly Parton’s bra.


30 posted on 07/08/2008 7:30:20 AM PDT by duckman (I refuse to use a tag line...I mean it.)
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She has giant brestisisis


31 posted on 07/08/2008 7:37:08 AM PDT by al baby (Hi mom)
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"I will certainly be checking my bras every morning from now on."

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32 posted on 07/08/2008 7:37:46 AM PDT by dhot (Always do whatever's next. - George Carlin - RIP)
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Sounds like something a little brother would do.


34 posted on 07/08/2008 7:39:24 AM PDT by ladyjane
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So THATS what a belfry is!

I always wondered.


35 posted on 07/08/2008 7:43:25 AM PDT by djf (I don't believe in perpetual motion. Perpetual mutton, that's another thing entirely!)
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37 posted on 07/08/2008 7:45:34 AM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
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BUSTED!


41 posted on 07/08/2008 9:10:38 AM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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“As staff and colleagues crowded around, Miss Hawkins, 19, produced the frightened bat, which was the size of her hand.”

Well, more than a handfull is a waste anyway!


44 posted on 07/08/2008 9:35:07 AM PDT by CSM (Hey if a small tax increase didn't work, a bigger tax increase should not work even BETTER!)
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Is that a bat in your bra or are you just happy to see me?


49 posted on 07/08/2008 9:54:01 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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Abbie Hawkins, a hotel receptionist, thought her mobile phone was ringing when she felt vibrations coming from her clothes.

It was Commissioner Gordon on the Batphone.


52 posted on 07/08/2008 10:13:08 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
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