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Audio of the day: Dimitri the Stud (you will laugh yourselves silly over this!)
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Posted on 07/04/2008 6:20:17 AM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD
This audio was played this morning on WMAL's "Grandy & Andy Morning Show" and I was laughing so hard I almost fell over. You will totally enjoy this. Here's the YouTube blurb:
"This was sent to me by a friend, its legit... following is the story from him. Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend's from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl's, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.
Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you'll fall out of your chair."
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dimitri; dimitrithestud; dmitri; easterneuropeanjerk; greek; humor; loser; olga; relationships; sanfrancisco; sorryloser; weird
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To: humblegunner
Lol!!!
Somethins bound to happen!
Have fun
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posted on
07/04/2008 1:52:46 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife; Eaker
Who ya gonna see? "Eaker'n the wild cats?" The new group is called "Eaker and the Biting Dogs." They ROCK!
42
posted on
07/04/2008 1:55:23 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(If you lived here, you'd be home by now.)
To: mylife; Eaker
Who ya gonna see? "Eaker'n the wild cats?" The new group is called "Eaker and the Biting Dogs." They ROCK!
43
posted on
07/04/2008 1:55:24 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(If you lived here, you'd be home by now.)
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
416?
That is the area code for Toronto!
44
posted on
07/04/2008 2:18:34 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
To: martin_fierro; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; null and void; Slings and Arrows; Lady Jag
LOLOL!
Thanks for the ping, Ping!
45
posted on
07/04/2008 2:20:44 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
To: Allegra
46
posted on
07/04/2008 2:20:46 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
Backbop Hey, that's GOOD! Who is that?
47
posted on
07/04/2008 2:27:34 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(If you lived here, you'd be home by now.)
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
This is a man that will grow old and die, alone.
To: fanfan
Oh, Girl....
That was the most pathetic “I’m too sexy for my shirt” routine I’ve ever heard! If some guy called and left a message like that on my voice mail, I’d have to call him and tell him where I painted his phone number and how big it is, just so he would know how really “in demand” he is.
I’m sorry...I’ve seen too many of those guys. They aren’t funny. They’re arrogant and ugly. And I’m darned if I would ever “settle” for someone like him! LOL!
49
posted on
07/04/2008 2:37:59 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: SilvieWaldorfMD; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
This guy is about as suave as Don Knotts.
50
posted on
07/04/2008 2:41:32 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
To: fanfan
51
posted on
07/04/2008 2:46:29 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
To: Allegra
Dallas lad...Bugs Henderson.
Its a little rocker.
I have a ton of it for the canteen tonight.
52
posted on
07/04/2008 2:47:30 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Monkey Face
Absolut Idiot!
From Canada, too.
How embarrassing.
53
posted on
07/04/2008 3:00:31 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
To: Lady Jag
54
posted on
07/04/2008 3:05:15 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
To: fanfan
LOL!
We have a few of them, here, too, so don’t cringe too much!
If nothing else, he’s a good example of how NOT to act to impress the ladies...;o]
55
posted on
07/04/2008 3:07:28 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: Monkey Face
56
posted on
07/04/2008 3:14:42 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
To: fanfan
Good afternoon, fanfan!
57
posted on
07/04/2008 3:14:48 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
To: fanfan
He probably believes he is truly The Gift to The Women of The World. When I meet people like him in person, I have a tendency to laugh at them. And let them know they are the object of my humor!
It makes them mad, but it also makes them think. Of course, one should never do it without an alcoholic beverage in ones’ hands .. that lets them know that one is “probably drunk, and therefore, harmless.”
*snort*
58
posted on
07/04/2008 3:24:35 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
Hilarious.
His mom says he’s a catch.
59
posted on
07/04/2008 3:32:44 PM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
(Now get out there and spread some liberty.)
To: Monkey Face
60
posted on
07/04/2008 3:58:02 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
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