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Posted on 07/04/2008 6:20:17 AM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD
This audio was played this morning on WMAL's "Grandy & Andy Morning Show" and I was laughing so hard I almost fell over. You will totally enjoy this. Here's the YouTube blurb:
"This was sent to me by a friend, its legit... following is the story from him. Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend's from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl's, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.
Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you'll fall out of your chair."
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WTF? L0L
Ahhh.... the art of courtship....L0L
The art of courtship coming from a Eastern European arrogant and narcissistic (sp?) goofball is quite different from the way Anglos court their women. I'm Puerto Rican, and I must say that American guys are quite gentle and cool, with lots of sense of humor and very thick-skinned. Not to mention laid back and respectful to women (most of them). I like that in a man.
Olga is probably laughing herself silly at all of this. I’m glad that Dimitri’s voice-mail audio was posted for the whole world to hear.
Cool? Thick skinned? L0L
Youve obiously never been a teenage boy who put aqua velva on yer gotchies preparing for a date...
Aieeeee! ;)
Well, yes, when I say “thick-skinned”, I mean that American guys are not easily offended. They have a sense of humor.
Unlike this Dimitri person.
Some people are beyond help
And where *DID* you get the graphic?
Cheers!
Hey you! Hows your summer?
Anything doin for the 4th there?
Everyone is BBQin and eatin watermelon here.
Did you hear? in the news? Watermelon is the new viagra! L0L
Have a good 4th will ya?
*Questioning why my husband just bought an entire watermelon, knowing full well that he doesn't like to eat them. Hmmmmm.....*
(Yes, I know that I'm leaving myself 'wide open' for a joke in there somewhere....)
Are you trying to get me kicked off FR?
Here’s the real story on dimitri.
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1115167462268_11/?hub=CTVNewsAt11
cheers! here's the tool
I loved seeing Anton Chugar the homicidal killer in the movie No Country For Old Men.
That’s when I sprayed my keyboard.
EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice hair, though....
Summer's great - almost over for me, though. I go back "over there" to work next week. How's yours going?
Anything doin for the 4th there?
We're going to humblegunner's to blow stuff up tomorrow! This evening, I'm watching some city fireworks with friends and seeing a local classic rock band. This is my first Fourth in the US since 2003. Wheeeee!
Everyone is BBQin and eatin watermelon here.
Sounds great! Don't let that watermelon get you all hot and bothered, now. ;-)
Have a good 4th will ya?
Same to you, FRiend!
Courtesy ping to humblegunner since he is mentioned.
Its good weather here in Tx now aint it? 92 here and breezy
Man, I wanna go to the humble BBQ Blast! L0L shootin and scootin! and maybe some beer and BBQ on the side
Dont sweat the melons, ya dont need them to get riled up L0L
Have fun Yall!
I guess we'll just have to video some high points for you then!
Assuming there are high points...
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