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5 Terrible Life Lessons Hollywood Loves to Teach You
Cracked.com ^ | 7/2/08 | CRACKED Staff, David Wiens

Posted on 07/03/2008 12:21:50 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

Hollywood goes with what works and, let's face it, there are a few things audiences like to see again and again in their movies. The underdog wins big, the loser gets his dream girl, Batman is awesome, etc.

But there are some themes that are either so wrong, stupid or harmful that they need to be retired once and for all. Such as ...

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TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment; Society
KEYWORDS: lifelessons; movies
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WARNING: Strong language, disturbingly on-target.
1 posted on 07/03/2008 12:21:50 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows

Along with life lessons we have the movie cliches like every bomb will have a huge digital readout counting down to zero, and the resulting explosion will chase you down a narrow hall way.


2 posted on 07/03/2008 12:25:11 AM PDT by LukeL (Yasser Arafat: "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize")
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Computers aren't evil. Computer scientists are. ;^)


3 posted on 07/03/2008 12:26:20 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
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6. The American military is full of corrupt, insane generals who want to kill everyone.


4 posted on 07/03/2008 12:36:55 AM PDT by I still care ("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
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To: Slings and Arrows

8. Prostitutes actually all have hearts of gold .


5 posted on 07/03/2008 12:39:54 AM PDT by kbennkc (For those who have fought for it , freedom has a flavor the protected will never know)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I enjoyed the article, especially the references to "War Games, "The Terminator" and "The Matrix" being hostile toward the advancement of technology.

However, it made no mention of why "In The Valley of Elah," "Lions for Lambs," and other similar garbage is detrimental to our National Security.

PS... Bullet 4 is especially relevant to the rampant narcissism in today's public schools. The mantra of "everyone is a winner" is echoed in the classroom, and reinforced through cinema.

Someone once posted here about hearing a group of schoolkids singing,

"I am special, I am special, look at me, look at me!"

Such egocentric nonsense will yield some tremendously broken spirits once these kids realize how expendable/disposable they are in the real world.

Hollywood plays up this false sense of reality by the individual making some amazing accomplishments in exchange for doing next to nothing.

6 posted on 07/03/2008 12:42:29 AM PDT by Prole (Pray for the families of Chris and Channon.)
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To: I still care

You beat me to it!


7 posted on 07/03/2008 12:43:14 AM PDT by Prole (Pray for the families of Chris and Channon.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
CLARIFICATION: Chris Nolan's Batman IS awesome. Tim Burton's Batman isn't.
8 posted on 07/03/2008 12:49:19 AM PDT by AF_Blue ("Give her hell from us, Peeves." - Fred Weasley, R.I.P.)
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To: Prole; I still care

I agree.


9 posted on 07/03/2008 1:08:23 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
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To: kbennkc

What happened to #7?


10 posted on 07/03/2008 1:08:56 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
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Maybe a generation from now we'll get that Yankees movie

Or more accurately, the remake of that Yankees movie

11 posted on 07/03/2008 1:11:39 AM PDT by GOP_Raider (DU: Standing athwart history yelling "$#@$# you mother$#@$#er!")
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To: Slings and Arrows
Engage SoundBlaster card programming mode

GETREAL

12 posted on 07/03/2008 1:32:17 AM PDT by valkyry1
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To: LukeL

And Nuclear Bombs are very complicated... yet somehow they can be opened up in minutes with common tools. On the bomb there is always a digital LED counting the seconds down to detonation. And somehow it always comes down to whether you cut the red or the black wire.


13 posted on 07/03/2008 1:40:17 AM PDT by valkyry1
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Oddly, the first countdown was in a movie. Lang’s Woman in the Moon. It was later adopted by scientists...


14 posted on 07/03/2008 1:45:42 AM PDT by durasell (!)
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That is intriguing and could lead off off into a stimulating thread upon its own. Oppenheimer quoted the Bhagavad Gita.

I think.., not there is anything wrong with that.., the scientists adopted that for their own.


15 posted on 07/03/2008 2:02:50 AM PDT by valkyry1
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To: LukeL

don’t forget either that shooting a can of fuel will automatically cause a huge explosion.


16 posted on 07/03/2008 2:09:18 AM PDT by rightwinggoth
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To: Slings and Arrows

I deployed my hidden, secret powers years ago. Now I’m homeless and sick. WTF?

jk


17 posted on 07/03/2008 2:28:41 AM PDT by Randy Papadoo (Nothing can stop the Duke of Earl.)
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To: Prole
PS... Bullet 4 is especially relevant to the rampant narcissism in today's public schools. The mantra of "everyone is a winner" is echoed in the classroom, and reinforced through cinema.

"The Incredibles" is a rare movie that plays against the stereotype of "everyone is a winner". Its a great animation too!

18 posted on 07/03/2008 3:09:12 AM PDT by 6SJ7
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To: kbennkc

“Prostitutes actually all have hearts of gold .”
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I met a gal from Venus
her insides were lined with gold
she did what she did
said how was it kid
she was politely told
pretty good not bad I can’t complain
but actually
everything is just about the same

with apologies to John Prine who is left of me politically but is the world’s most amazing lyric writer


19 posted on 07/03/2008 3:20:37 AM PDT by RipSawyer (Does anyone still believe this is a free country?)
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To: kbennkc

Michael Caine once said “If a whore had a heart of gold, she’d sell it”.


20 posted on 07/03/2008 3:26:45 AM PDT by mozarky2 (Ya never stand so tall as when ya stoop to stomp a statist!)
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