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New Version of Old Scam Email
Con / Scam Artist ^ | 06-25-08 | Sgt.Evans Mark

Posted on 06/25/2008 11:11:29 AM PDT by UCAL

Dear Friend ......I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE.

My name is Sgt.Evans Mark, I am an American soldier with Swiss background, serving in the military with the army 3rd infantry division.With a very desperate need for assistance, I have summed up courage to contact you. I found your contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your kind assistance to move the sum of ( $ 25 million u.s. dollars ) Twenty Five million united states dollars to you, as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service here, this is no stolen money, and there are no danger involved.

Source of money:

Some money in various currencies was discovered in barrels at a farmhouse near one of Saddam's old palaces in Tikrit-Iraq during a rescue operation, and it was agreed by staff Sgt Kenneth buff and I that some part of this money be shared among both of us before informing anybody about it since both of us saw the money first. This was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risk we have taken with our lives in this hell hole Of which my brother in-law was killed by a road side bomb last week. You will find the story of this money on the web address below;http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stmThe above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a British contact working here and his office enjoy some immunity, I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. He does not know the real contents of the package, and believes that it belongs to a brithish/american medical doctor who died in a raid here in Iraq, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his family in united states.

Now this where you come in,if you are willing to assist me in this transaction, the money has been packaged as family valuables goods and it will be delivered to America in two days, if you are willing to assist me in this venture you are advised to get back to me with your complete contact information which will be forwarded to the diplomat who is carrying the said consignment.He will contact you on your direct phone number for the clearance of the consignment from the homeland security at J.F.K international airport, after that the consignment will proceed to your home which is the final destination, note that it is not a must that you should assist me in this transaction but if you are willing and sincere to help me out in this transaction be rest assured that this transaction is 100% risk free and it does not contradict the laws of any country. Indicate your interest in assisting me as well as Providing the following information to facilitate the smooth conclusion of the Transaction.

1) Your Full Name: ------------------------------------------ 2) Your Address: --------------------------------------------- 3) Your Telephone Number: --------------------------- 4) Your Fax Number: -------------------------------------- 5) Your Mobile Number: --------------------------------- 6) The Name of the Closest Airport to your City of Residence: ------------------------------------------------------

Sergeant EVANS MARK. Camp MXP-512 Third Infantry Division Unit(T.I.D.U), Abul Uruj, Baghdad, Iraq.


TOPICS: Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: army; iraq; scams
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To: Riverman94610

I think nowadays her name is Michelle Obama.


21 posted on 06/25/2008 11:50:27 AM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (My idea of the Fairness Doctrine: Nancy Pelosi shuts her damn pie hole and never speaks again!)
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To: july4thfreedomfoundation

Ha,good one!


22 posted on 06/25/2008 11:59:22 AM PDT by Riverman94610
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To: UCAL
I receive at least two each day.

Funny - getting two a day in my freebie Yahoo mailbox, but just in the past few weeks....never, ever got one before.

23 posted on 06/25/2008 11:59:43 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: UCAL

You know, something like this would make a good plot for a movie. I remember soldiers actually finding - literally - tons of gold bars, cubic feet of $100 bills, etc. What if some random soldier found that and needed help to smuggle it out of Iraq?

It could be an updated version of Kelly’s Heroes.


24 posted on 06/25/2008 12:35:05 PM PDT by PLMerite ("Unarmed, one can only flee from Evil. But Evil isn't overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper)
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To: Liberty2007

Dang it. Ya was supposed to share that money with me!


25 posted on 06/25/2008 1:03:46 PM PDT by dynachrome (Henry Bowman is right)
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To: PLMerite
You know, something like this would make a good plot for a movie. I remember soldiers actually finding - literally - tons of gold bars, cubic feet of $100 bills, etc. What if some random soldier found that and needed help to smuggle it out of Iraq?

Good idea, but I think you'd need more than one soldier to make it a hit.
26 posted on 06/25/2008 1:09:00 PM PDT by kenavi ("My mudder thanks you, my fodder thanks you, and Obama thanks you!")
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To: kenavi

There was/is a Federal depository a block or two south of Wall Street. Every once in a while in the nineties one would turn the corner to find pallets of ingots stacked in the street awaiting transport. If there was a security detail larger than two guys with revolvers they were well hidden.


27 posted on 06/25/2008 1:13:43 PM PDT by wtc911 ("How you gonna get back down that hill?")
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To: UCAL

Try this reply:
“Thank you. The money you promised arrived but I spent it already so when you want it, sorry it’s all gone. But again thanks.”
May as well mess with their criminal minds a bit.


28 posted on 06/25/2008 1:24:59 PM PDT by count-your-change (you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: KoRn; lowbridge

Pinging the expert.


29 posted on 06/25/2008 2:20:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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To: wtc911
There was/is a Federal depository a block or two south of Wall Street. Every once in a while in the nineties one would turn the corner to find pallets of ingots stacked in the street awaiting transport. If there was a security detail larger than two guys with revolvers they were well hidden.

If I send you my bank information, will you tell me exactly where it is? (respond privately)
30 posted on 06/25/2008 2:39:18 PM PDT by kenavi ("My mudder thanks you, my fodder thanks you, and Obama thanks you!")
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To: kenavi
I do believe that the weight of the ingots made them kind of self-guarding.

But, I assure you that the story is 100% true. I saw them twice myself.

31 posted on 06/25/2008 2:46:54 PM PDT by wtc911 ("How you gonna get back down that hill?")
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To: Coffee200am
Haven't heard from her in a while...I hope she's OK...

_____________________________________

We're doing fine.

32 posted on 06/25/2008 2:47:54 PM PDT by wtc911 ("How you gonna get back down that hill?")
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To: UCAL

How ‘bout throwing out the email so we can have a little fun with the scammer?


33 posted on 06/25/2008 3:07:32 PM PDT by dynachrome (Henry Bowman is right)
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To: UCAL
ABC News 20/20 goes to Lagos
34 posted on 06/25/2008 3:12:24 PM PDT by cynwoody
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To: UCAL
I like the part about how it is not stolen money, and then they admit that it was "quite an illegal thing to do."

-PJ

35 posted on 06/25/2008 3:17:27 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (Repeal the 17th amendment -- it's the "Fairness Doctrine" for Congress!)
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To: UCAL
Nigerian 419. Does any one really believe someone would share their wealth with a total stranger? Then I got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

36 posted on 06/25/2008 5:01:28 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: PLMerite

They already made a movie similar to it called “Three Kings” It stars Mark Wahlburg, Ice Cube, and George C’Loonie.


37 posted on 06/26/2008 2:36:07 AM PDT by GunHoardingCapitalist (The Second Amendment was created to protect all Amendments)
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To: GunHoardingCapitalist

I meant a *good* one.

:)


38 posted on 06/26/2008 3:18:12 AM PDT by PLMerite ("Unarmed, one can only flee from Evil. But Evil isn't overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper)
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