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Sunday on the Prom with zombies (Zombie Kickball)
Portland Press Herald ^ | 6/23/08 | JUSTIN ELLIS

Posted on 06/23/2008 12:11:52 PM PDT by Dutchgirl

Look no farther than Portland's Eastern Promenade for proof on Sunday as the walking dead take to the baseball fields to play the time-honored sport of kickball.

Picnics will be ruined, dog walks disrupted, and bike rides seriously altered.

And it could be just the beginning – we could be looking at zombie scavenger hunts (for brains), zombie capture the flag (for brains) and zombie marches (for equal rights ... and brains).

This is the third straight year of Zombie Kickball. Typically the pastime of elementary schoolers (and occasionally low-watt thrill-seeking 20- and 30-somethings), kickball has an unknown appeal to the soulless mind of a zombie.

(Excerpt) Read more at pressherald.mainetoday.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: brain; brains; kickball; zombies
20 and 30 somethings???? Will vote for BRAINS!!
1 posted on 06/23/2008 12:11:53 PM PDT by Dutchgirl
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2 posted on 06/23/2008 12:18:51 PM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
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I love that one— Braaaaaaaaiiiins (kids ok.)


3 posted on 06/23/2008 12:21:20 PM PDT by Dutchgirl ("All you need to know about Obama is this: Farrakhan really wants him to be president."-Feder)
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Zombie kickball?

Sounds fun.

4 posted on 06/23/2008 2:44:30 PM PDT by timm22 (Think critically)
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5 posted on 06/23/2008 2:54:11 PM PDT by Bear_Slayer (When liberty is outlawed only outlaws will have liberty.)
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And of course, what would zombie soccer be without a zombie soccer mom?


6 posted on 06/23/2008 2:55:41 PM PDT by Bear_Slayer (When liberty is outlawed only outlaws will have liberty.)
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http://www.brains4zombies.com


7 posted on 06/24/2008 2:18:03 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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