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Activists Preparing Against Use of ‘Brown Note’ at Dem Convention (crap cannon!)
foxnews.com ^
| 6/10/2008
| Cristina Corbin
Posted on 06/10/2008 2:03:05 PM PDT by dubie
Political activists planning protest rallies at the upcoming Democratic Convention in Denver have their stomachs in knots over a rumor about a crowd control weapon - known as the crap cannon - that might be unleashed against them.
Also called Brown Note, it is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily.
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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Science; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: brownnote; crapcannon
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To: dubie
I laughed hysterically when I saw this.
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posted on
06/10/2008 2:18:14 PM PDT
by
wastedyears
(Like a bat outta Hell.)
To: OldMissileer
Also called Brown Note, it is believed to be an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily.Examination of the voting records of the democrat members of the house and Senate would make one think they'd been using it all along.
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posted on
06/10/2008 2:19:11 PM PDT
by
E. Cartman
(Just say "No" to mug-whores.)
To: Pyro7480
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posted on
06/10/2008 2:21:20 PM PDT
by
wastedyears
(Like a bat outta Hell.)
To: steveo
Dont these people watch mythbusters?No, but apparently they watch South Park.
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posted on
06/10/2008 2:21:35 PM PDT
by
retrokitten
(http://groups.yahoo.com/group/freerepublic2/ for when FR is down!)
To: dubie
My understanding is the protest groups are so concerned about this they brought in some consultant that used to be with NASA...
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posted on
06/10/2008 2:25:43 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: dubie
it was created by whites to oppress blacks. clearly.
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posted on
06/10/2008 2:25:58 PM PDT
by
the invisib1e hand
(Obama's a front man. Who's behind him?)
To: dubie
I don't know... maybe all that "green" catering that the DNC is demanding will bind them all up for the duration.
-PJ
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posted on
06/10/2008 2:27:47 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(Repeal the 17th amendment -- it's the "Fairness Doctrine" for Congress!)
To: Brett66
“Where can I get one of these?”
At any Wal Mart. Simply get the biggest boom box you can find and get to the center of the Dems. Then turn it on and push the volume all the way up and play the Star Spangled Banner.
Watch them all run for the bathrooms.
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posted on
06/10/2008 2:28:44 PM PDT
by
IrishCatholic
(No local communist or socialist party chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing.)
To: dubie; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; SmithL; NormsRevenge
Activists Preparing Against Use of Brown Note at Dem Convention
We Republicans just call it the "Keynote."
To: dubie
I want a “Brown Note” for those boom-boom cars that drive by and make my front window vibrate, LOL.
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posted on
06/10/2008 3:15:53 PM PDT
by
donna
("Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy.")
To: dubie
As Robin might say, Holy Brown Note, Batman.
To: dubie
And who you may ask was the inventor of Brown Note?
Why, none other than “Scatman Carruthers”!
Although you’d think a soap cannon would creat more of a threat at the NSDC convention.
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posted on
06/10/2008 3:21:03 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: dubie
I saw this on Fox and rushed right over. This should be fun :-)
To: dubie
I am thinking of the White Castle Burgers now./Just Asking - seoul62........
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posted on
06/10/2008 3:48:09 PM PDT
by
seoul62
To: seoul62
Can’t work on libs. They expel out of their mouths, just like another South Park episode...
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posted on
06/10/2008 4:18:47 PM PDT
by
xmission
(Democrats have killed our Soldiers by rewarding the enemy for brutality)
To: dubie
WMD’s = Weapon’s of Mass Diarrhea ???
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posted on
06/10/2008 4:46:56 PM PDT
by
tophat9000
(:[....)
To: dubie
Hopefully some MIT type college pranksters can find a way to broadcast this frequency through the democratic convention sound system.
To: dubie
Leftists defecating on themselves and those around them would feel completely at home. Any normal person knows, that all leftists are full of $h!t.
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posted on
06/10/2008 7:17:51 PM PDT
by
pyx
(Rule#1.The LEFT lies.Rule#2.See Rule#1. IF THE LEFT CONTROLS THE LANGUAGE, IT CONTROLS THE ARGUMENT.)
To: dubie
To: tet68
Scatman Cruthers?
He was the original voice of Jazz in the Transformers cartoon.
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posted on
06/10/2008 9:46:14 PM PDT
by
wastedyears
(Like a bat outta Hell.)
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