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1 posted on 05/20/2008 8:40:42 PM PDT by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition

A man drawer? LOL!


2 posted on 05/20/2008 8:44:51 PM PDT by allmost
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To: Daffynition

But what if it is in California? Man’s drawer could be wife’s drawer. So complicated!


3 posted on 05/20/2008 8:45:07 PM PDT by Mark (Don't argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire..)
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To: Daffynition

I have a room with three full book shelves, an ancient stereo with “two man lift” speakers and my guitars and amps. I also have the basement for my exercise equipment.

The garage is neutral territory out of necessity.

I fought long and hard and will not give up one inch of territory!


4 posted on 05/20/2008 8:45:34 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Daffynition
Ummm, I call mine the 'garage'.
Stop bothering me woman -- can't you see I'm working here? [burrrp]
5 posted on 05/20/2008 8:46:33 PM PDT by 50cal Smokepole (El Conservo Tribal Name: Fishes with Dynamite)
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To: neverdem; Joe Brower
A typical American man drawer.


6 posted on 05/20/2008 8:48:19 PM PDT by Travis McGee (--- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com ---)
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To: Daffynition
Oh God, that article nailed me to the F'ing wall. That is EXACTLY what I have in my "man drawer". The keys, the (dead, useless) mobile phones and chargers, the string, the menus.

This guy lives in my house. He has to, to know me that well.

7 posted on 05/20/2008 8:48:21 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Daffynition
Yes. I have been forced to create one of these, and to move it periodically, to keep it's contents safe. In it are such things as (pencil) erasers, mechanical pencils, butane lighters, blank labels, scotch-guard scrubbing sponges, light bulbs, dental floss dispensers, Sharpie felt-tip pens with their caps still on, ChapStiks, blank CD-ROMs and CD-ROM envelopes, and other things that if left around where wife and kiddies can find them will be used once and then forgotten so that when I need them they will be gone/dry/otherwise ruined.
11 posted on 05/20/2008 8:55:50 PM PDT by Steely Tom (Steely's First Law of the Main Stream Media: if it doesn't advance the agenda, it's not news.)
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To: Daffynition; All
An essential line contained in the original article but 'curiously' omitted here  :-)

Send us pictures of YOUR man drawers to features@the-sun.co.uk and we'll print the best

A FReeper 'man-drawer' pic is just what a Brit tabloid needs  :-)

14 posted on 05/20/2008 8:58:21 PM PDT by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2012: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: Daffynition

One thing they definately do not have is a firearm. There government does not allow it. Too manly,individualistic and freedom defending for the Englishman. Sad.


17 posted on 05/20/2008 9:03:55 PM PDT by therut
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To: Daffynition

Typical Brit “man” drawer — no firearms or knives.


20 posted on 05/20/2008 9:08:02 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: Daffynition

The man drawer is the place you put pocket parts.

Now I have to define “pocket parts”.

When you assemble something, like a bike, or furnature, or a sink, you always have parts left over.

Every man knows that the manufacturers put extra parts in the box in case you lose some of them. Every woman knows that the extra parts are left over because you are inept, and did not assemble it correctly. The truth probably lies somewhere in the middle.

At any rate, these parts are “pocket parts”, because you put them in your pocket so as to not alarm the female supervisor in your life. Then a few days later, you slip them into the man drawer.

......Bob


21 posted on 05/20/2008 9:08:23 PM PDT by Lokibob (Some people are like slinkys. Useless, but if you throw them down the stairs, you smile.)
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To: Daffynition
I don't have a man.

But I have several of those drawers.

There's something horribly wrong with that.

22 posted on 05/20/2008 9:10:02 PM PDT by bannie (clintons CHEAT! It's their only weapon.; & Barry/Barack has two faces.)
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To: Daffynition

Man drawers? Heck, I have a man shed. 12X36, and crammed to the rafters!


33 posted on 05/20/2008 9:46:52 PM PDT by irishtenor (Check out my blog at http://boompa53.blogspot.com/)
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To: Daffynition
we will go: “Fabulous. We should immediately go to Corfu and buy milk.”

If my man ever said 'Fabulous' or instructed me to 'go buy milk immediately', I would pull the Glock out of my woman drawer and beat him with it.

36 posted on 05/20/2008 10:16:24 PM PDT by LongElegantLegs (Kill them with kindness, then taser them for fun.)
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To: Daffynition

Why only one? I have six


43 posted on 05/20/2008 10:46:34 PM PDT by wastedyears (Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. - Optimus Prime)
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To: Daffynition

Man-drawer shman-drawer! A man needs a garage or a workshop with an honest to God roll away toolbox.


46 posted on 05/20/2008 10:58:07 PM PDT by MarineBrat (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
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To: Daffynition

my man


47 posted on 05/21/2008 12:26:01 AM PDT by purpleraine
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To: Daffynition

Truly a slow news day.


48 posted on 05/21/2008 12:38:18 AM PDT by paristwelve (.......the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them)
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To: Daffynition

Except for the radiator key the author has my my man drawer nailed. Actually I have more than one drawer.


50 posted on 05/21/2008 2:28:43 AM PDT by BluH2o
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To: Daffynition

.357 mag - 3 speed loaders and a bible.


51 posted on 05/21/2008 3:06:55 AM PDT by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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