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To: Daffynition

The man drawer is the place you put pocket parts.

Now I have to define “pocket parts”.

When you assemble something, like a bike, or furnature, or a sink, you always have parts left over.

Every man knows that the manufacturers put extra parts in the box in case you lose some of them. Every woman knows that the extra parts are left over because you are inept, and did not assemble it correctly. The truth probably lies somewhere in the middle.

At any rate, these parts are “pocket parts”, because you put them in your pocket so as to not alarm the female supervisor in your life. Then a few days later, you slip them into the man drawer.

......Bob


21 posted on 05/20/2008 9:08:23 PM PDT by Lokibob (Some people are like slinkys. Useless, but if you throw them down the stairs, you smile.)
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To: Lokibob

I always called those ===> DamnedifIknow parts . . .


40 posted on 05/20/2008 10:40:56 PM PDT by Petruchio (Democrats are like Slinkies... Not good for anything, but it's fun pushing them down the stairs.)
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To: Lokibob
Every man knows that the manufacturers put extra parts in the box in case you lose some of them. Every woman knows that the extra parts are left over because you are inept, and did not assemble it correctly.

Ya made me laugh with that one! Men DO understand women better than they think they do! LOL

42 posted on 05/20/2008 10:43:32 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (A good man has come home to San Diego! Thank you Congressman Hunter)
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