Posted on 04/30/2008 11:44:25 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
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A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. The man approached his father one day before the wedding and told him about his problem. His feet REALLY stunk, even if he washed them constantly, he was worried that this would scare off his new bride, so he needed a solution, fast. His father pondered the situation and finally told his son to wear socks constantly (even to bed) and always wash his feet whenever he got a chance.
The son thought about this and went along happy. The same day the young lady approached her mother and told her about her problem. Her morning breath was horrid. Her mother reassured her and told her everyone had bad morning breath. The young woman told her mother that this was not normal morning breath but easily the worst in the world. The mother thinks about this and comes up with this bright idea. She tells her daughter to get up earlier than everyone else and don't say a thing, go make breakfast and then brush her teeth while the others are eating. The young woman thinks and then runs off to get ready for the wedding, happy.
The couple is married and they are happy, him with his perpetual socks and her with her morning silences. One morning about 5:30 am the young man wakes up to find one sock missing. He starts rustling around in the bed looking for it, which of course wakes up his wife, who without thinking asks what's wrong. With a look of shock on his face the young man says, ''OH MY GOD! You've swallowed my sock!''
Fuschia-color hair?
How’d you get that on your license? Was the Registry clerk on some good drugs? Do you paint your head? Are you really bald? Does it match your car or motorcycle?
You got me confuschiad!
I filled out the form and put “Fsha” and they put it on my license. I’m not completely bald, but when it’s cold outside my head matches my blue Pontiac.
LeMans Pontiac?
This Pontiac would go good with fuschia...
circa 1951?
Tomkow I didn’t know you were part of Illnois Polar bear club who knew that LOL!
MOnk get in her Tomkow is keeping secret from us
You’re right! I wasn’t sure and googled it. That very photo came up on the first page of “1951 Pontiac” as a Chieftan Deluxe.
For such heavy cars the gas mileage wasn’t bad back then.
hehehe
Quiz Time
ANSWERS
1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?
2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don't laugh, some people don't know)
3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?
4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?
5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?
6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg? (Don't you dare get up to see!)
7. How many matches are in a standard pack?
8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?
9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?
10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?
11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?
12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?
13. On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons?
14. Which way do fans rotate?
15. How many sides does a stop sign have?
16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?
17. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?
18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?
19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?
20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?
21. On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?
22. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats?l
23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?
24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?
25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?
ANSWERS
1. Bottom
2. 50
3. Right
4. Blue, red, white, yellow, black, &gold
5. 1, 0
6. Right
7. 20
8. Red
9. 87.7
10. Clockwise (north of the equator)
11. Towards bottom right
12. 12 (no number 1)
13. Left
14. Clockwise as you look at it
15. 8
16. Left
17. 5
18. 6
19. Bashful
20. 8
21. Ace of spades
22. Left
23. *, pound
24. 3
25. Counter
OH MAN Did you guys hear The skull Michael Chertoff has called Al Quada minor league while Hezollah is A Team
They are MR T LOL!
He gave interview to Fox news
# VHS channels = 12.
My Duh!
Your tat?
Why spoil a perfectly good Pontiac?
I pretty much have been a Ford person and even then I never wanted to kill anyone with the car. Other things, maybe . . .
23 correct
Did you give that quiz to your students?
Hey Tomkow you know MR T is from your hood Chicago
He start his fighting career in Chicago
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