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10 Best Things About Booze
www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com ^ | April, 2008 | Frank Kelly Rich

Posted on 04/29/2008 6:38:02 PM PDT by dynachrome

“It’s like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don’t know where you’re going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It’s like the throw of the dice.”

—Jim Morrison


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To: Rome2000

11. It makes me have to pee.


41 posted on 04/29/2008 11:43:38 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (It takes a father to raise a child.)
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To: MeekOneGOP
Fat Teddy The Democratic Party is walking, talking, living, breathing PROOF that there is NO minimum IQ required for voting !!

Fixt yer typoz.

42 posted on 04/29/2008 11:46:24 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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To: Slings and Arrows

hehe!

Yep.

Fat Teddy is the POSTER BOY.

Moron Generation after Moron Generation keep voting him
into office. :)

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“In office since November 1962, Kennedy is the second-longest serving
member of the Senate, after President pro tempore of the United States
Senate Robert Byrd of West Virginia.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Kennedy


43 posted on 04/30/2008 7:08:24 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (McRINO makes me wanna reach across the aisle, too. And SLAP some sense into the fools !!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

44 posted on 04/30/2008 7:10:25 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (McRINO makes me wanna reach across the aisle, too. And SLAP some sense into the fools !!)
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To: MarkL
As a multi-time veteran, I can assure you that a Denny's Grand Slam breakfast tastes much better going down than back up! Same with their biscuits and gravy.

...and that's still 10 times tastier than yackin' up the 27 Krystal (or White Castle) burgers you ate on a drunk & hungry binge...

45 posted on 04/30/2008 7:19:06 AM PDT by Andonius_99 (There are two sides to every issue. One is right, the other is wrong; but the middle is always evil.)
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


46 posted on 04/30/2008 9:42:03 AM PDT by windcliff
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To: dynachrome
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under my host.

- Dorothy Parker

47 posted on 04/30/2008 9:50:16 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Kill the terrorists, secure the borders, and give me back my freedom.)
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To: AppyPappy
Being sober among drunks is a good way to curb your drinking.

...and a great incentive to stay that way (sober).

48 posted on 04/30/2008 10:16:03 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: dynachrome; Slings and Arrows

Thanks ya’ll, that was a hoot! :-D


49 posted on 04/30/2008 7:06:50 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
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To: Titan Magroyne
Cue music!
50 posted on 04/30/2008 9:32:44 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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