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Penis theft panic hits city...
Reuters ^ | Joe Bavier

Posted on 04/24/2008 10:56:48 PM PDT by Menelaus

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.


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I...uh...have nothing to add to this.
1 posted on 04/24/2008 10:56:48 PM PDT by Menelaus
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To: Menelaus

Got mine all wrapped up in duck tape!


2 posted on 04/24/2008 11:02:20 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Can that even protect you from this?


3 posted on 04/24/2008 11:05:05 PM PDT by Proud_USA_Republican (We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
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To: Menelaus

King Missile - Detachable Penis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7VER3Ol77o


4 posted on 04/24/2008 11:07:57 PM PDT by endthematrix (He was shouting 'Allah!' but I didn't hear that. It just sounded like a lot of crap to me.)
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To: Proud_USA_Republican

AAAIIIEEE, ain’t no hope! Maybe, J B Weld?


5 posted on 04/24/2008 11:11:05 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: Menelaus

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers.


6 posted on 04/24/2008 11:19:36 PM PDT by windsorknot
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To: Menelaus
"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

Ya think? Unfortunately people are being beaten and lynched!

7 posted on 04/24/2008 11:36:41 PM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Menelaus
If the police cant put a stop to it. They may have to hire a...Private Dick. :oP
8 posted on 04/24/2008 11:39:20 PM PDT by BigCinBigD (")
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To: Slings and Arrows

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9 posted on 04/24/2008 11:45:27 PM PDT by KoRn (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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To: BigCinBigD

A certain PI, Dick Frenzy is poking around for evidence..


10 posted on 04/25/2008 12:06:16 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: Menelaus

There will be a tv movie: “Jeremiah’s Johnson”!


11 posted on 04/25/2008 12:07:26 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: Menelaus

I don’t know about genitalia, but brains certainly seem to be in short supply. I thought native cultures were always superior, no?


12 posted on 04/25/2008 12:10:36 AM PDT by informavoracious (God BLESS America)
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To: Menelaus

Jimmy Carter better stay the Hell out of the Congo then, they’d probably kidnap him, little prick that he is.


13 posted on 04/25/2008 12:51:54 AM PDT by mkjessup (Jimmy Carter is the skidmark in the panties of American history.)
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To: Menelaus
We are up to 9 postings of this story now!
14 posted on 04/25/2008 12:56:01 AM PDT by Straight Vermonter (Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
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To: lilycicero; RedRover

Congo travel alert!


15 posted on 04/25/2008 3:45:56 AM PDT by Girlene
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To: Straight Vermonter
"We are up to 9 postings of this story now!"

Well then let's go back to,

"Hey anybody, what does AYBBTU mean?"

That will fix these threads for sure.

Make your time!

16 posted on 04/25/2008 4:12:53 AM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: Girlene

To add insult to injury, the judge said it was petty theft.


17 posted on 04/25/2008 4:27:35 AM PDT by RedRover (DefendOurMarines.org | DefendOurTroops.org)
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To: RedRover

LOL!


18 posted on 04/25/2008 5:09:27 AM PDT by Girlene
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To: Menelaus
after reading this quote:

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

I'm reminded of this scene:


19 posted on 04/25/2008 5:22:11 AM PDT by Andonius_99 (There are two sides to every issue. One is right, the other is wrong; but the middle is always evil.)
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To: Andonius_99

My “She turned me into a newt” line is getting wore out with this story!


20 posted on 04/25/2008 5:31:15 AM PDT by Delta 21 ( MKC USCG - ret)
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