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New Jersey Police Officer Charged After Allegedly Having Sex With Cows
Fox News ^ | Thursday, April 24, 2008

Posted on 04/24/2008 12:44:25 PM PDT by TightyRighty

A New Jersey police officer facing sex assault charges can add animal cruelty to the list after officials said he performed multiple sex acts with cows.

Robert Melia Jr., an officer with the Moorestown Police Department, was charged Tuesday with four counts of animal cruelty, MyFOXPhildelphia.com reports. Authorities said Melia engaged in sex acts with the bovines between June and December 2006.

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TOPICS: Hobbies; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: moo; udderingpublishing
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To: SmithL

Yeah. so at least he’s not HOMO...


41 posted on 04/24/2008 1:06:27 PM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: TightyRighty
They found this in his wallet...
42 posted on 04/24/2008 1:06:30 PM PDT by Califreak (Hangin' with Hunter-under the bus "Dread and Circuses")
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To: TightyRighty
A New Jersey police officer facing sex assault charges can add animal cruelty ?

Why? did he give them a cigarette?.....

43 posted on 04/24/2008 1:08:21 PM PDT by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
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To: WayneS

Ho-Moooooooo?


44 posted on 04/24/2008 1:09:32 PM PDT by SmithL (Reject Obama's Half-Vast Wright-Wing Conspiracy)
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To: WayneS

ever hear of HOMOgenized milk?


45 posted on 04/24/2008 1:09:36 PM PDT by stefanbatory
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To: TightyRighty

Geez, that really sucks...


46 posted on 04/24/2008 1:10:25 PM PDT by Vio24
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To: Califreak

There’s the problem. That cow is clearly under the age of consent, and so possessing that photo is kiddie porn.


47 posted on 04/24/2008 1:11:08 PM PDT by dashing doofus (Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
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To: TightyRighty

Obviously, he should be charged with polygamy, too.


48 posted on 04/24/2008 1:11:14 PM PDT by PeterFinn (Charlton Heston & Ronald Reagan - my two favorite Presidents.)
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To: SmithL

“SO?”

So? So is that really 100% whole milk, or are there any “additives”?


49 posted on 04/24/2008 1:11:57 PM PDT by MPJackal ("From my cold dead hands.")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping


50 posted on 04/24/2008 1:12:37 PM PDT by dashing doofus (Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
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To: dashing doofus
There needs to be established a Man Bovine Love Association (ManBoLo).

There is.

http://www.beefitswhatsfordinner.com/

51 posted on 04/24/2008 1:14:07 PM PDT by PeterFinn (Charlton Heston & Ronald Reagan - my two favorite Presidents.)
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To: dashing doofus
"Maybe he was in love. The bias against human/animal relations is so old fashioned."

Maybe it was love but at best it is a difficult relationship. For instance one must disengage while performing the sex act in order to run around to the front and give the Cow a kiss. A bit awkward and tiring as well.

52 posted on 04/24/2008 1:14:29 PM PDT by Vio24
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To: TightyRighty
Their milkshake brought this boy to the yard.

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No more dairy for this dude, or should I say derriere?

53 posted on 04/24/2008 1:15:13 PM PDT by Sax
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To: TightyRighty

There is never a ewe around when you need one.


54 posted on 04/24/2008 1:24:03 PM PDT by RedwM
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To: TightyRighty

He should have come to Maine, stuff like that is not agasint the law up here.


55 posted on 04/24/2008 1:25:03 PM PDT by deuteronlmy232 (Wanna win the war? Read 1 Samuel thru 2 Chronicles. Killem all let GOD sortem out.)
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To: TightyRighty

Was the cow on top?......


56 posted on 04/24/2008 1:25:14 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Resolute Conservative

He was probably doing to the cow what he did to every other NJ citizen every day. Authority and Power unquestioned can lead to perversion....


57 posted on 04/24/2008 1:26:35 PM PDT by Gaffer
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To: TightyRighty

Udderly disgusting!


58 posted on 04/24/2008 1:28:10 PM PDT by kiriath_jearim
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To: PeterFinn

I apologize for my shoddy research. I should have realized that such an urgent need for rationalizing human/animal relationship laws would have spawned a support group already.

Thank you for enlightening me. ;-)


59 posted on 04/24/2008 1:28:20 PM PDT by dashing doofus (Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
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To: TightyRighty

Are the hookers in Jersey really that bad?


60 posted on 04/24/2008 1:29:40 PM PDT by bobjam
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