[PeterFinn]

There needs to be established a Man Bovine Love Association (ManBoLo).

There is.

http://www.beefitswhatsfordinner.com/

[dashing doofus]

I apologize for my shoddy research. I should have realized that such an urgent need for rationalizing human/animal relationship laws would have spawned a support group already.

Thank you for enlightening me. ;-)