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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****
Posted on 04/18/2008 5:59:13 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
My birthday is tomorrow (the 19th), so I'm havin' a party!!!
I got the food and drinks...
And the DJ is settin' up...getting ready for ya'll to get on the dance floor...
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. - Jennifer Yane
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!
You were born an original. Don't die a copy. - John Mason
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln
The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 420; birthday; ofst; sillines
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To: Lucky9teen
Mind if I join in?
To: Lucky9teen
Happy Birthday, Lucky9teen. Great way to kick off the thread.
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posted on
04/18/2008 6:56:44 AM PDT
by
LantzALot
(That's me: a typical white person, bitter and clinging ...)
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To: Lucky9teen
Here's hoping you and your friends have fun!
To: Lucky9teen
Happy Birthday
And what timing
My son’s Birthday is today
25
posted on
04/18/2008 7:10:01 AM PDT
by
mcar
To: envisio; fredhead
No...duh to you.
It is “and you smell like one too”.
Hmph.
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posted on
04/18/2008 7:12:59 AM PDT
by
Shyla
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/18/2008 7:13:51 AM PDT
by
Shyla
To: Lucky9teen
Dude in the bikini: that’s just wrong!
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posted on
04/18/2008 7:14:33 AM PDT
by
Califreak
(Hangin' with Hunter-under the bus "Dread and Circuses")
To: Lucky9teen
To: martin_fierro
You did not send me a Ron-O-Gram on my birthday last week....
:o(
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/18/2008 7:24:37 AM PDT
by
LantzALot
(That's me: a typical white person, bitter and clinging ...)
To: martin_fierro
33
posted on
04/18/2008 7:24:51 AM PDT
by
dragonblustar
(Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/18/2008 7:26:14 AM PDT
by
Califreak
(Hangin' with Hunter-under the bus "Dread and Circuses")
To: Lucky9teen
A little birthday chorus straight from Margaritaville:
I’m growing older but not up
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck
Let those winds of time blow over my head
Id rather die while I’m living than live while I’m dead
- Jimmy Buffett, “Growing Older But Not Up”
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posted on
04/18/2008 7:28:52 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(4-cylinder, air cooled, horizontally opposed......THE REAL VW!!!)
To: Shyla
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posted on
04/18/2008 7:28:55 AM PDT
by
envisio
(If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Inside: "OK, 'Where's your birthday party at, B*TCH?'"
(hippo birdie two eww)
To: envisio; Shyla
I’ve also heard....
and you act like one too.
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posted on
04/18/2008 7:30:32 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(4-cylinder, air cooled, horizontally opposed......THE REAL VW!!!)
To: martin_fierro
The fact that that man....that big fat nasty, hairy ape......has had more women than any man on the face of the earth boggles my mind.
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posted on
04/18/2008 7:32:14 AM PDT
by
envisio
(If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
To: martin_fierro
ha ha ha.....you know me so well!!
<P.Thanks,HUGS!!
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