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Shakespeare came from Wales
News Wales ^ | April 1 2008

Posted on 04/01/2008 1:48:59 PM PDT by nickcarraway

William Shakespeare's plays were penned by a little known Welsh law clerk, Dyfed ap Davis, it was revealed today.

Because Welshmen were out of favour at the court of Queen Elizabeth 1, Monmouth-born ap Davis bribed the actor William Shakespeare to put his name to what are fallaciously known as the works of the great Bard of Stratford-upon-Avon. They shared the royalties and were often seen drunk together in Covent Garden and Cardiff Bay.

Many of the plays were originally set in Wales but, because of the Queen's preferences, had to be transferred to more exotic climes. The character Hamlet was originally called Taffy Evans and his doomed lover Ophelia was Blodwen the Boobs.

The Merchant of Venice was originally The Market Trader of Merthyr Tydfil and The Taming of the Shrew was entitled The Wooing of the Welsh Rarebit. Much Ado about Nothing was first called, "What's it all about then, Dai, old fruit?"

A clue to ap Davis's authorship comes in Henry V in the character of Fluellen, as follows:

Fluellen: "If your Majesty is remembered of it, the Welshmen did good service in a garden where leeks did grow, wearing leeks in their Monmouth caps, which your Majesty knows, to this hour is an honourable badge of the service, and I do believe, your Majesty takes no scorn to wear the leek upon Saint Tavy's day".

King Henry: "I wear it for a memorable honour; for I am Welsh, you know, good countryman".

How did Shakespeare, an ignorant actor, so skilfully capture the local Monmouthshire dialect, which is still spoken in Monmouth and the hill villages of Trellech and Catbrook with its strong glottal sounds?

Ap Davis died in the Tower of London after the Queen twigged what was going on. Shakespeare was banished to Stratford.

Wales National English Speaking Theatre would not comment, but sounded terribly excited, in spite of today's date.


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Humor; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: cymru; godsgravesglyphs; shakespeare; sweetswanofavon; wales

1 posted on 04/01/2008 1:48:59 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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2 posted on 04/01/2008 1:52:03 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Joe Sobran will be enraged.


3 posted on 04/01/2008 1:53:03 PM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that those who call themselves Constitutionalists know the least about the Constitution?)
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To: nickcarraway

I am starting to despise April 1.


4 posted on 04/01/2008 1:53:35 PM PDT by golfisnr1 (Democrats are like roaches - hard to get rid of.)
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To: nickcarraway
The character Hamlet was originally called Taffy Evans and his doomed lover Ophelia was Blodwen the Boobs.

APRIL FOOL!!!

5 posted on 04/01/2008 1:53:51 PM PDT by La Enchiladita
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To: nickcarraway

Yeah, today’s date.


6 posted on 04/01/2008 1:54:45 PM PDT by mtbopfuyn (The fence is "absolutely not the answer" - Gov. Rick Perry (R, TX))
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To: nickcarraway

Also, the National Organization of Women came up with some ideas today that will really help the United States, the New York Times reported on the Republicans fairly, and Britney Spears showed why she is a good role model for little girls.


7 posted on 04/01/2008 1:56:12 PM PDT by Our man in washington
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To: nickcarraway
Shakespeare came from Wales

Oh, great - another evolution argument. First it was monkeys, now it's wales...wait...there's an "H" missing...oh..

Never mind.

8 posted on 04/01/2008 1:56:45 PM PDT by Tennessee_Bob ("Those who "abjure" violence can only do so because others are committing violence on their behalf.")
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To: wideawake
"Joe Sobran will be enraged."

Can't you see Oxford "Wooing the Welsh Rarebit?

9 posted on 04/01/2008 2:01:44 PM PDT by VR-21
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To: wideawake

And many others.


10 posted on 04/01/2008 2:06:23 PM PDT by Mach9 (.)
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To: Tennessee_Bob

11 posted on 04/01/2008 2:08:45 PM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"—Ronald Reagan)
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To: wideawake

Actually, Shakespeare’s plays were all written by a different guy who had the same name.


12 posted on 04/01/2008 2:11:50 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (I hope I am not being totally obscure.)
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To: La Enchiladita
I almost had a heart seizure while watching Neil Cavuto a few minute ago.

His commentary was that he admitted he was wrong and that the government should raise taxes on the rich.

It was necessary due to the crisis in our economic system.

They he said write this date down on your calendars, April 1st,2008.

Yes that is right, April Fools Days.

..and for those who believe taxes should be raised on the rich every day, you people are fools everyday.

13 posted on 04/01/2008 2:12:55 PM PDT by mware (mware...killer of threads.)
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To: nickcarraway

What drivel!


14 posted on 04/01/2008 2:54:43 PM PDT by count-your-change (you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: nickcarraway
His plays were to be printed in Welsh.

The effort of proof reading the language caused them to switch to the English of the day....

15 posted on 04/01/2008 3:40:38 PM PDT by llevrok (Just a typical white guy.)
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Thanks nick.
The character Hamlet was originally called Taffy Evans and his doomed lover Ophelia was Blodwen the Boobs.
Cool. In a hundred years or so, this April Fool's Day stunt will have the same currency as Oxfordianism.

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16 posted on 04/01/2008 4:17:32 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_____________________Profile updated Saturday, March 29, 2008)
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To: Tennessee_Bob

;’D


17 posted on 04/01/2008 4:18:32 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_____________________Profile updated Saturday, March 29, 2008)
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