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Woman's poo fire attack
Hobart Mercury ^ | 31 March 2008 | MARIA RAE

Posted on 03/30/2008 8:57:43 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher

A 19-YEAR-OLD woman set fire to her own paper-wrapped faeces in revenge for having her boyfriend stolen, a court heard.

The woman defecated in a piece of newspaper and put it on the front porch of a house belonging to a woman who she found out had a brief affair with her partner. The Supreme Court in Hobart heard the woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, ignited the paper but it failed to catch alight.

She then lit another piece of paper on fire and slid it through the front door.

The blaze caught on to the curtains and travelled up into the ceiling, causing $15,000 worth of damage before fire fighters put it out.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.com.au ...


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fire; hobart; pooattack; tasmania
They're a weird breed in Tasmania...
1 posted on 03/30/2008 8:57:44 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher
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To: Aussie Dasher
Flaming Bag of Poo
2 posted on 03/30/2008 9:07:59 PM PDT by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2012: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Unnngh.


3 posted on 03/30/2008 9:13:01 PM PDT by rdl6989
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To: Aussie Dasher; Ezekiel; martin_fierro
A 19-YEAR-OLD woman set fire to her own paper-wrapped faeces in revenge for having her boyfriend stolen,

Well that'll get him back I'm sure....

4 posted on 03/30/2008 9:27:44 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe
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To: Slings and Arrows

I just don’t know what to say. lol


5 posted on 03/30/2008 9:29:25 PM PDT by KoRn (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Hmm, I wonder why he left her? Whatever could the reason be?


6 posted on 03/30/2008 9:35:48 PM PDT by TightyRighty
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To: Aussie Dasher

I guess you could say that she really did give a s#!t.


7 posted on 03/30/2008 9:53:42 PM PDT by TennTuxedo
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To: Aussie Dasher

8 posted on 03/30/2008 10:03:55 PM PDT by CarrotAndStick (The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
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Use the tools ya got, girlfriend! LOL!

Is it any wonder he’s no longer with this charming uh lady?


9 posted on 03/31/2008 2:03:18 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
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To: Stoat

lol!


10 posted on 03/31/2008 2:09:40 AM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: Aussie Dasher
"The woman defecated in a piece of newspaper...

Same sh!t different day.

11 posted on 03/31/2008 2:26:14 AM PDT by mitch5501 (typical)
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To: Aussie Dasher

She should have used a cow patty.

That used to be done, on Halloween, as a practical joke trick by some of the highschool boys in these parts.

They would collect a fresh cow patty in a paper sack, set it afire on the front porch, ring the doorbell, or knock on the door, then run and hide behind something to watch the occupant run out and stomp out the fire...with obvious, and to the tricksters, hilarious results.

Never did it,or had it done to me, but never thought it was funny. Yuck.


12 posted on 03/31/2008 2:26:37 AM PDT by LucyJo
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To: Aussie Dasher

So that’s where my ex wife ended up.


13 posted on 03/31/2008 2:32:44 AM PDT by Pylon (Remember boys, flies spread disease, so keep yours closed.)
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To: Aussie Dasher
Truth is, he left the seat up. He deserved it. ;)


14 posted on 03/31/2008 3:15:27 AM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: Daffynition

That’s a blasphemous use of duct tape.


15 posted on 03/31/2008 3:20:06 AM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: Moonman62
LOL ...True. I prefer a welding torch.


16 posted on 03/31/2008 3:23:32 AM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: Daffynition

Two pictures of basically the same thing? Is there something you’re trying to tell us?


17 posted on 03/31/2008 3:39:52 AM PDT by stevio (Crunchy Con - God, guns, guts, and organically grown crunchy nuts.)
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To: Aussie Dasher
had taken morphine, cannabis and amphetamines when she did the crime.

She would also need an Elvis-sized laxative.
18 posted on 03/31/2008 3:49:14 AM PDT by Thrownatbirth (.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
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