They're a weird breed in Tasmania...
To: Aussie Dasher
2 posted on
03/30/2008 9:07:59 PM PDT by
Stoat
(Rice / Coulter 2012: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
To: Aussie Dasher
3 posted on
03/30/2008 9:13:01 PM PDT by
rdl6989
To: Aussie Dasher; Ezekiel; martin_fierro
A 19-YEAR-OLD woman set fire to her own paper-wrapped faeces in revenge for having her boyfriend stolen, Well that'll get him back I'm sure....
To: Slings and Arrows
I just don’t know what to say. lol
5 posted on
03/30/2008 9:29:25 PM PDT by
KoRn
(CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
To: Aussie Dasher
Hmm, I wonder why he left her? Whatever could the reason be?
To: Aussie Dasher
I guess you could say that she really did give a s#!t.
To: Aussie Dasher
8 posted on
03/30/2008 10:03:55 PM PDT by
CarrotAndStick
(The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
Use the tools ya got, girlfriend! LOL!
Is it any wonder he’s no longer with this charming uh lady?
9 posted on
03/31/2008 2:03:18 AM PDT by
Titan Magroyne
("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
To: Aussie Dasher
"The woman defecated in a piece of newspaper...Same sh!t different day.
11 posted on
03/31/2008 2:26:14 AM PDT by
mitch5501
(typical)
To: Aussie Dasher
She should have used a cow patty.
That used to be done, on Halloween, as a practical joke trick by some of the highschool boys in these parts.
They would collect a fresh cow patty in a paper sack, set it afire on the front porch, ring the doorbell, or knock on the door, then run and hide behind something to watch the occupant run out and stomp out the fire...with obvious, and to the tricksters, hilarious results.
Never did it,or had it done to me, but never thought it was funny. Yuck.
12 posted on
03/31/2008 2:26:37 AM PDT by
LucyJo
To: Aussie Dasher
So that’s where my ex wife ended up.
13 posted on
03/31/2008 2:32:44 AM PDT by
Pylon
(Remember boys, flies spread disease, so keep yours closed.)
To: Aussie Dasher
Truth is, he left the seat up. He deserved it. ;)
14 posted on
03/31/2008 3:15:27 AM PDT by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: Aussie Dasher
had taken morphine, cannabis and amphetamines when she did the crime.
She would also need an Elvis-sized laxative.
18 posted on
03/31/2008 3:49:14 AM PDT by
Thrownatbirth
(.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
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