Posted on 03/28/2008 3:09:03 PM PDT by kingattax
Anonymous Tip Led Police To Arrest
BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.
According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.
During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.
Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said
arthur needs to use the OJ defense : ‘if it don’t fit, you must acquit’
Hey, you cant post that pic here! Shes not wearing a table cloth!
The table is claiming it was nonconsensuel. They are awaiting the results of the rape kit.
Could be birch, or pine. Who knows?
Some people frequent adult novelty shops, this guy frequents Ethan Allen.
On second thought, don’t pass the potato salad.
-tell me it isn’t so.
Much better.
Gee, if having sex with a metal picnic table was such a thrill, just image how jazzed up he will be in prison.
With his metal bed. And his metal table. And his metal toilet. And all those pretty, pretty metal bars.
If the picnic bench is jealous perhaps it will testify.
Three DVDs?! Three DVDs-worth of video?
ROTFLMBO! You know, He probably would have preferred that umbrella table. It has the obvious necessities.
It is erotic.
Let the guy have the table.
“Will the defendant approach the bench......That’s close enough”
I’m sorry....I thought my begging for you to lie to me was clear. However, I now have 1 less meal to worry about getting to my girlish figure!
Hmmm.
Insert rod (20)
into hole (16)
YEEEHAAAAA!!!!
The table is going to get Nifonged.
I needed the diagram ... now it makes sense. LOL
I thought Ethan Allen had a tad more class than that!
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