Police: Man Had Sex With Picnic Table

NBC10.com ^ | 3-28-08

[kingattax]

Anonymous Tip Led Police To Arrest

BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said

[FormerACLUmember]

Immediately after this mug shot, Price faced further charges of having sex with a hand-held mugshot ID and a height chart on the wall.

[stevem]

just when you think you've heard it all...

I recall from my youth that alcohol increased my desire while decreasing my capability. I wonder if the picnic table looked that sexy when he was sporting a hangover.

[kingattax]

was eliot spitzer ever seen hanging around any picnic areas ?

[NoGrayZone]

All of that does not matter if she said no! I’m sure she put up a good fight.

What I’d like to know is HOW did he get the table into his home? Was the table drugged? Did he drag the table to his home and no one who saw tried to stop it???? So many questions......

[cripplecreek]

Riveting story though.

[tet68]

Hmm, I am starting to get it. Large tops, wide seats, sturdy legs. Its all making sense now.

Do you mean?
Do you mean to say?
Do you mean to say he thought it was Hillery!?
The table had cancles?

[sdcraigo]

http://tinyurl.com/2e7do3

[adorno]

Victims are not named, let alone pictured!!!!

That's normal when the victim is under 17 years old.

[drierice]

Gov. Splinterzer

(sorry)

[D-fendr]

Not Guilty.

[blackdog]

I did see an ad in a New Haven Ct paper for a couple seeking others where the guy would tie his wife to a tree and leave her to service “Wild Animals”.

[NoGrayZone]

Not when the victim is.....

[maggief]

LOL!

[NoGrayZone]

Ewwwww, you MUST be lying. If you’re not just tell me you are!!!

[Jay Redhawk]

What if the table rufuses to press charges?

[nuconvert]

LoL

[boxerblues]

Is that corruption of a minor?

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No the picnic tables here in Ohio are well above the legal age for anything .....obviously

[purpleraine]

And we thought ants were bad at the picnic.

[blackdog]

I heard his lover was bored stiff with him. For bedroom games they’s play “walk the plank”. He abused her once with a hibachi set. A party with these two is best described as a “Fondue”.

[blackdog]

Dead series.