Posted on 03/28/2008 3:09:03 PM PDT by kingattax
Anonymous Tip Led Police To Arrest
BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.
According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.
During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.
Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said
If the table had a tablecloth, does that mean she’s of the Islamic faith? Mixed marriages never work.
“Nice puns, but it was a metal table”
Well then it’s not a crime. We ALL know the “metals” never say no!!!
I heard the table had really nice legs, but was a little on the flat side up top.
just exactly what I was going to say!
Better yet; one would hope that there would be sliver large enough to pierce his “manhood.” lmao
First, the guy raped by a wombat, now this? Must be the day to fly your freak flag high...
“If the table had a tablecloth, does that mean she’s of the Islamic faith? “
I hope not...that’s a certain death for her!
Must have been why he was arrested. Poor taste! LOL;)
“Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex. “
Did he make it a nice dinner first?
Oh, come on now. Who among us can honestly say that he or she has never had sex with outdoor furniture?
Uh... That many? Oh. Never mind...
He got WOOD.
During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.
Thank God he didn’t take it across state lines.
How old was the table in question? If older than 18 there should be no problem. Now an adolescent lawn chair on the other hand....
Once you go picnic table you never go back.
I heard the table teased him with her lazy susan.
Another form of “gay rights.”
There’s a woman in Sweden who reportedly has a thing for fences. These two should get together and create some sort of craftsman-sex manuel.
I did not have sexual relations with that table - double bench folding metal frame.
ROTFL!
Guilty!
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